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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, he, him, also

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with me today is Amy More!

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Yeah, she, her, and I'm going to be playing Sullivan Slyte, a lightfoot halfling.

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I didn't look at my character sheet, so that was all from memory, guys, be proud of me.

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You did it.

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He, him.

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Tom Laird.

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He, him, and I am playing Moot, also he, him, and he is a wild magic half-orc sorcerer.

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And Carla Maxden.

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Yeah, that's me, she, her, playing Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin.

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And joining us again on this flashback adventure from Madame Magenta and Mockery

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Manor.

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No, you're not from Mockery Manor.

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From Madame Magenta.

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Oh yeah, I am actually.

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You are, you are.

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For season three.

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For season three.

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Yeah, the upcoming season.

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Well, there we go, from Madame Magenta, Mockery Manor, and the new Magenta Presents,

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it's Madame Magenta and Bernard.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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I'm playing Guerrera.

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Yes.

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I am a Kardashian.

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Oh, I don't know.

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What is this?

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A Kendra, or something.

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Yes, and a bard.

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A Kenda, a Kenda bard.

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And I am a Yeva, I'm going to assume he-him, although it's probably a bit of an assumption.

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Let's go with that.

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Well, no, if you are him, you can.

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Oh, yes, all right.

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So you're not assuming about yourself.

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No, I'm not, am I?

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Your choice.

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I can make the choice.

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He-they.

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Right.

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You know, Demi.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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Let's go with that.

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And he-they, they are a Goliath barbarian.

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Love it.

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Thank you so much again for being here.

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We had a blast last time and are going to continue to have a blast on this adventure

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that we are just looking for treasure, everybody, and maybe there's a sacrifice.

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But we will-we'll get to that later.

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Right?

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Oh, no.

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Sacrifice?

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What?

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Sacrifice.

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No.

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I mean, that goblin.

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Could that be the sacrifice?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's-

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Oh, right.

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That's exactly what Guerrera and Yeva have ever-have talked about.

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In terms of amongst themselves.

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Great.

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Of course.

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Don't know what you're talking about.

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Where we have characters that try not to sacrifice each other is over on Patreon.com

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slash dumbdragoncast, where when you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to

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you like today's patron, Rab Black.

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Thanks, Rab.

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Thank you so much.

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Rab Black.

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Yeah.

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What a name.

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It's a good one, hey?

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What a cool name.

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Our patrons always have the best names.

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They do.

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Also, we're probably not going to die in this episode, so you're welcome.

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I feel like I've been saying a lot in other episodes.

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We might die in this one.

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True.

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Although, we're attempting to feign some waters.

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Yeah, and Les did just say something kind of bad.

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So no promises, Rab.

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What?

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No promises.

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Yeah, no promises at all.

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Thank you, Rab.

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Regardless what happens, it's not your fault.

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And we still love you.

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And now, when you've joined us at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast, we can continue

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to play this game.

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That's how I do it.

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Fuck it, let's play.

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Moot, you've just disappeared.

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Yep.

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Now I don't like this.

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And gone down into a cavern below you, where you've seen that there is often to one direction,

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looks like a landmass bridge that goes out into one area.

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There's some places to climb across to get to this landing down at the bottom

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where it presumes that the ladder that was broken would have otherwise made it.

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And as you're looking around using your echolocation, you are able to, because you have echolocation

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and you are a bat, you are able to see more of these monkey winged creatures all over

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the walls of this space.

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Upon learning this fact, I'm going to fly back up to where all my friends are

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and I'm going to like buzz pretty close to Sully's face, just because.

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Oh God.

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And then I unbat and my book is still lit up as, okay, so there's a ton of those monkey

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things down there.

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I don't know if we should like, well, if we go down there, we just need to be ready.

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That's all.

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Like a ton, like.

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So they're on the walls.

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What are they doing on the walls?

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Like seven of them?

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Crawling.

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Right.

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They're crawling.

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Did it look like there was anything good down there or just, like is the treasure

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there?

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I didn't.

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I didn't.

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Was it just miles and miles of these things?

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I mean, maybe not miles, but like it's a pretty big cavern.

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I didn't see the treasure, but there was some like exits out of the cavern down there.

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But yeah, just a bunch of the monkey things on the walls.

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Well, if they're on the walls, we can just go through the middle, can't we?

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Just don't go near the walls.

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Can we go so like sneaky?

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Do we think we can sneak our way through?

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I think we could probably do it.

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Let's do it.

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It took a long time for us to defend ourselves against four.

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But if there's loads of them, then that's going to take ages.

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No, we just won't disturb any of them.

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I mean, we could just close up this trap door and go back that other way.

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Oh yeah, there was another way, wasn't there?

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There was another way.

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You know, if you don't face your flying monkey fears, you're just going to

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keep coming across the same problems time and time again in your life.

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That's true.

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I mean, we might go down the other way.

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Face the flying monkey fears and do it anyway.

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That's what I say.

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Yes.

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If we remember the first note, we got the key that they mentioned about the ostrichuary.

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And I take it these are the lower caverns?

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So maybe we don't got to go there because the treasure is in the ostrichuary.

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Where the hell is this ossuary?

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Well the contraption is in the ostrichuary.

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And we did find out what the contraption was.

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I don't think we know where this ossuary is though, do we?

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So we might as well go into the cavern, that's what I'm saying.

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You're voting for the cavern.

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Cavern.

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Let's go into the cavern.

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You know what, the client's always right.

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I mean, you are, you're paying the bills.

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How long's that drop?

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Could we do a thing where I like hang at the bottom and then Yver like climbs down

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me and he hangs from my feet and then everyone else can climb down or?

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It's like that game called dangling monkeys.

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That's funny isn't it?

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Tumbling monkeys.

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Have you ever played tumbling monkeys?

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It's the same principle anyway.

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It's like kaplunk but with monkeys.

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It's a very monkey heavy episode this isn't it?

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It is.

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It is.

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If I dangle off you, I will split you in half, for I am very large.

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Okay well, no thank you.

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I'll dangle off you, maybe.

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It was probably about 40 feet, so it would take a few of us kind of doing that.

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How tall is the giant, Yver, how tall do you want to be?

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Is there any way of finding that out?

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How tall?

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Goliath are usually between 7 and 8 feet.

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Oh I'm not enormous though.

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No that's not very tall.

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Just a sort of really large chap.

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Yes.

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Alright.

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I don't know if you could call that a different species.

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I mean I was thinking he was sort of you know 15-20 feet tall.

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Oh yeah.

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I've been sort of mentally ducking my head the whole time.

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Retracted.

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Yeah I thought you were walking through like a sandwich bowl through the whole

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cave thing.

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Yeah.

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I'm 15 feet tall.

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How many stretches?

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Tippy toes?

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Yeah.

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15 and a half in heels.

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Well that's not bad.

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Maybe we can drop the rest of the way.

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Well we could try.

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But quietly.

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15 and then I'm 6, 6 foot 5 plus arm length.

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So that's like.

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That's 21.

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Arms.

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Yeah you've got to take into account the arms.

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That's true.

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So that's almost 30 feet.

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Oh we could do it.

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And then you just drop the rest.

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Quietly.

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I'm sure I can handle a big drop because if I'm on the top.

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Oh that's true.

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You're like old now man.

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What about your old bones?

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Oh that's true.

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Yes.

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Can you drop?

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Am I going to put my knee out?

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You might.

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Or a hip?

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Oh God if you break my hip down here how do we get you out?

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I don't know.

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Yeah that's a problem.

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I mean is there any sort of crash mats or gym equipment around that I could.

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Who has Fed to Fall?

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Moot you can cast a fucking spell.

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Yes?

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Yeah what do you got?

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I mean I could if I had that one.

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Oh.

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Oh God.

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Um.

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Can you do anything dear?

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With your you know have you got any magical.

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I'm running out of show tunes there's only so much I can do.

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Just float down on the little things strains of your or pipes or whatever it is.

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Oh I've got an idea.

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So I lure them out with the music yeah.

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Oh.

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Lure them into the room that we're in.

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Yes.

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Behind something.

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And then when they're all in the room we quickly jump into the 40 foot drop.

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Slam the hatch closed.

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I'm not going to lie.

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It's not the best idea.

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40 feet will kill me.

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Okay.

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Well how acrobatic are we?

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What if we tumbled?

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I have plus four acrobatics.

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I've got plus one I think that means I'm pretty acrobatic.

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Should we have a go?

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I'm a big lad but I am light on my feet.

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Could we check out like the other route because I know the ghost put us down here

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but like.

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Do we trust him?

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Never trust a ghost.

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Do we have to fall like because I mean there were two hallways.

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He's viscous.

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So if we landed on him it would be like landing in a in a substance slow to stand.

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But when he put his hand in the cushtard he are old.

267
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,400
Oh that's right.

268
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,400
Yeah that's true.

269
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:45,400
Yeah.

270
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:50,879
But that was more of like a trying to attack thing maybe not breaking a fall thing.

271
00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:52,540
Oh you can go first.

272
00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:54,440
You got shorter once now you're going to get older.

273
00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,320
Well I mean let's not do anything hasty.

274
00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,320
How about the ghost goes first then we drape a thing over him so you're landing

275
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,800
on a thin piece of fabric above a sort of custody surface.

276
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:05,800
Custody ghost.

277
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,800
Yes.

278
00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800
But the ghost is no longer around though is he?

279
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800
He's all very well.

280
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,680
He kind of like touched his watch.

281
00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,720
Oh yeah he had an appointment or something.

282
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:13,720
He was busy.

283
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,720
Yes.

284
00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:18,360
We're no closer are we?

285
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:26,720
I love the enthusiasm for the monkey pit drop tumble but I don't want my friend

286
00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,920
Sully to die.

287
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:32,479
I mean we have we have failed to reach a good plan.

288
00:10:32,479 --> 00:10:33,479
There is.

289
00:10:33,479 --> 00:10:34,479
Oh I know.

290
00:10:34,479 --> 00:10:35,919
There's a ladder somewhere isn't there?

291
00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:36,919
It's only a short ladder though.

292
00:10:36,919 --> 00:10:38,039
But isn't there another ladder?

293
00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:39,039
I don't know.

294
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,039
Maybe we can make a ladder.

295
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,039
There's a lot of crates around.

296
00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:42,039
Oh true.

297
00:10:42,039 --> 00:10:43,039
Yes.

298
00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:44,039
Okay.

299
00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:45,039
How big's the goblin?

300
00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,039
Hold on a second.

301
00:10:46,039 --> 00:10:48,799
How do we get the crates down there without upsetting the bat monkeys?

302
00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:50,360
We do it very quietly.

303
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,399
Very quiet hammering and sawing.

304
00:10:53,399 --> 00:10:55,399
How tall are goblins?

305
00:10:55,399 --> 00:10:56,399
Like my height.

306
00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:57,399
It's the goblin.

307
00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:58,399
40 feet long.

308
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,360
How many goblins are there?

309
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:05,679
Oh you know intestines when they're unraveled, this is a fact, intestines when they're unraveled

310
00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:06,679
are very long.

311
00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:07,679
Yes.

312
00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,720
So we can go and get the goblin intestine, tie it to the bottom of the ladder, go

313
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,720
down the intestine.

314
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,840
Well it's the best plan we've got.

315
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,840
It is.

316
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,840
Yep.

317
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,799
Honestly it's the best plan we've heard so far.

318
00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:19,120
Are they so strong?

319
00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,279
I mean hold on.

320
00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:29,319
That one just made me remember that we likely all have packs and our packs have stuff in

321
00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,319
it.

322
00:11:30,319 --> 00:11:31,319
And rope.

323
00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:32,319
Oh yeah we do.

324
00:11:32,319 --> 00:11:33,319
Hold on.

325
00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:34,319
I've got 50 feet of rope.

326
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,319
We can't remember it.

327
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,319
We do have rope.

328
00:11:36,319 --> 00:11:37,319
I've got 50 feet of rope people.

329
00:11:37,319 --> 00:11:38,319
I'm so sorry.

330
00:11:38,319 --> 00:11:40,720
I thought we were talking about something else.

331
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,720
God's sake.

332
00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:46,600
I've got the guts from the goblin, what do we do now?

333
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,159
They make very nice tripe.

334
00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:52,000
Maybe just put it in your bag for later.

335
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000
Okay.

336
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,839
Well you never know.

337
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,839
Goblin haggis.

338
00:11:55,839 --> 00:12:00,360
Sorry you guys, I totally forgot I had rope.

339
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,559
Yeah we're so good at this game you guys.

340
00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:06,360
This is basic Dungeoneer Explorer packs, there's nothing.

341
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:11,439
As you realize that you all contain a pack that has somewhere around 50 feet of rope

342
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:19,139
each, you hear a door close from back down the way you came and some quick footsteps

343
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:28,419
and a head poke around the corner and it's like, hey you guys, hey it's nice to see you.

344
00:12:28,419 --> 00:12:31,220
I'm Hillip, nice to meet you.

345
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,899
I am the band manager here.

346
00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:36,460
They left me back at the group.

347
00:12:36,460 --> 00:12:38,860
Hillip, why are you here?

348
00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:44,179
Because I felt like we were stalling for time and maybe we needed somebody to just

349
00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:47,019
insert a little bit of insight.

350
00:12:47,019 --> 00:12:51,179
There was another doorway if you are stuck in this room, I don't know about your current

351
00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:58,019
situation, you're all holding a lot of rope and one big man holding a goblin pulling

352
00:12:58,019 --> 00:12:59,419
his intestines out.

353
00:12:59,419 --> 00:13:04,419
What we do on our spare time has nothing to do with you.

354
00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:08,340
No that's fine, I just thought I'd come check on you because I missed you so very

355
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:12,019
much and I just had a burning sensation that somebody was talking about a great

356
00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:13,019
business idea.

357
00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:14,779
I don't trust this person.

358
00:13:14,779 --> 00:13:17,740
Let's get down these intestines, you sweet.

359
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,539
I thought you'd never ask.

360
00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:23,459
I will wrap the intestines around everyone.

361
00:13:23,459 --> 00:13:26,379
Rope is for pathetic baby men.

362
00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:30,299
We will use the intestines of our enemies, oh wait he's not our enemy.

363
00:13:30,299 --> 00:13:31,299
Well he might have been.

364
00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:34,539
What if I am a pathetic baby man?

365
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:37,139
Oh maybe we should allow them to say it.

366
00:13:37,139 --> 00:13:38,139
No offense intended.

367
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:40,259
No that's fine but I'll just, maybe I'll use the rope.

368
00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:42,500
You can use rope, there we go.

369
00:13:42,539 --> 00:13:49,899
I don't want to go down first, I will, I don't want to go down first, I mean I don't

370
00:13:49,899 --> 00:13:56,460
want to spend more time with Hylap but, he's up here, I'm going down there.

371
00:13:56,460 --> 00:14:03,220
Did the visiting German man have a more sensible solution?

372
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,299
Is he strongly implying we should go?

373
00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:07,500
I mean he mentioned the other door.

374
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,299
Just going back, going back the way we came from where there was another door.

375
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:15,500
It's almost as if he deeply didn't want us to go into the cabin, is that what I'm

376
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,500
sensing?

377
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,500
That is what I'm sensing.

378
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:22,060
Fine you can go anywhere you want, I'm just looking up the intestinal strengths, like

379
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:27,660
how much weight can be held by an intestine, which is a weird thing to Google.

380
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,460
They're very strong.

381
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:37,780
So much strong, well no you can use them, they are telling you that it is like 70

382
00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:42,939
to 100 psi, roughly 140 pounds could hang from your esophagus.

383
00:14:42,939 --> 00:14:45,539
I am 2,000 pounds.

384
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:48,740
Oh my god.

385
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:51,939
Where's the black hole, he's very dense.

386
00:14:51,939 --> 00:15:00,220
I'm, I, I, I'm, like, but you gotta, they're just gross.

387
00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:02,819
It's slippery, and squishy.

388
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:07,100
How about this, I'll take 10% off a fee if we can go through the other door and

389
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,940
not make me go down that hole.

390
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:14,420
Okay, all right then, I always like a bargain, although your fee is zero, but never mind,

391
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,300
anyway let's go, let's go, yes.

392
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:20,100
I will save the intestines for a future scenario.

393
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,899
We call her the goblin haggis.

394
00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:27,460
Wrapping it around your hand, like sausage links.

395
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,420
Wrapping intestines, and proceeding back the other way, you-

396
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:31,899
Hillip, you can go home now.

397
00:15:31,899 --> 00:15:34,460
Oh yeah, sure, I'll just wait outside.

398
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:37,900
We have no business ideas about Custard, so don't worry about that.

399
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,580
No one discussed anything about Custard.

400
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:43,420
Well it's great to see you guys, nice to meet you too, I'm gonna go-

401
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,980
A bit weird, you just coming in here and telling us things.

402
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:51,980
Sometimes, sometimes you just need a voice to pop in and say, hey, maybe don't die.

403
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:55,420
But, you know, go back out the door and I'll just wait, I'll just, I'll keep

404
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,420
the car running.

405
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,100
You just, you just take your time.

406
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,700
Got any snacks?

407
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,700
Oh yeah, snacks?

408
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:02,700
We've been in this dungeon for ages.

409
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,700
Sure, baguettes.

410
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:04,940
Uh, galore?

411
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,940
You want a baguette?

412
00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:07,940
Yeah, I'll have a baguette.

413
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:08,940
There you go.

414
00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:09,940
Very fresh, very fresh.

415
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:10,940
Nice and warm.

416
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:11,940
Thank you.

417
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:12,940
I've been keeping it in my pockets the whole time.

418
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,940
You know what we could do?

419
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,940
Baguette ladder.

420
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:15,940
Eh?

421
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:16,940
We're back on the ladder.

422
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:17,940
Baguette ladder.

423
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:25,780
Sully's, Sully's like hustling his little teeny tiny legs going like, what's that,

424
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:31,379
I can't hear you, I'm already almost over at the passageway.

425
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:32,379
No bad ideas.

426
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:55,740
Following Sully down the other passageway, grumbling about no bad ideas, you, you make

427
00:16:55,740 --> 00:17:02,860
your way to the opening to another large chamber from which you can see there, it

428
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:11,460
does appear dimly lit by some sort of bioluminescent material along the walls and floor.

429
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:15,180
With your additional light from the book, you are able to see that there is a massive

430
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:22,180
religious altar built with bones, often to the left in this chamber.

431
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:27,180
Hanging up and in the center is a giant bone chandelier.

432
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:34,460
And often to your right there is a rather ornate door flanked by two pillars of bones.

433
00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:40,860
From your position, near the door, you can see two strange monster corpses that are

434
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,180
impaled with spears.

435
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,500
Fun place.

436
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,580
Very bone themed.

437
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:51,740
When you die, do you want your body to like be an altar for like Bahamut or something?

438
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:56,420
Well, I mean, I've dedicated my living life to Bahamut, so I thought maybe after

439
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:59,259
I die, we could just like chill.

440
00:17:59,259 --> 00:18:03,700
Sorry, who did you, did you, did you say the Bahamen?

441
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:07,060
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who have you dedicated your life to?

442
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:09,060
Who let the dogs out?

443
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,060
I'm so glad you asked.

444
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:13,460
Not the Bahamen.

445
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,660
Bahamut, I actually have some pamphlets here.

446
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,060
He's like this really cool guy.

447
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,580
He's super chill.

448
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:25,259
He wants to, you know, like if you follow him, you believe in truth and justice.

449
00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:28,819
And we actually, the three of us, we have a destiny to save the world.

450
00:18:28,819 --> 00:18:32,859
So this is probably, you have a small part in that destiny right now.

451
00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:35,220
So you're saying you're more important than we are.

452
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:36,619
Is that what you're saying?

453
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:37,660
No, no.

454
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,619
Main character syndrome, main character syndrome.

455
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:45,500
Every, everyone is important to Bahamut.

456
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:50,420
Anyway, this ossuary is ostentatious, am I right?

457
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,740
Yeah, I do what you did there.

458
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:55,180
I understood that joke.

459
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,980
With the chandelier and everything.

460
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,580
It's a little too much.

461
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:00,259
It's a bit much.

462
00:19:00,259 --> 00:19:03,660
Like when someone really likes cows and every single thing in the house is like a

463
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,460
cow theme.

464
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,460
Yeah.

465
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:13,820
Looking over the ostentatious ossuary, you kind of peek your head a little further

466
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,340
in.

467
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,660
And Sully, you were first up.

468
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:21,460
You see two sets of skeleton bones.

469
00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:26,819
And again, similar garb to the ones previous.

470
00:19:26,819 --> 00:19:27,380
Wow.

471
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,100
Like monkey robes?

472
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:29,579
No way.

473
00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:30,460
Yeah.

474
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:30,940
Wow.

475
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:31,740
Monkish robes?

476
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:32,380
That's the word.

477
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,660
Yep.

478
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:37,299
I want to like pat through their pockets.

479
00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:39,660
You know there's pockets in these things.

480
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:40,980
Pat through the pockets.

481
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,299
It has pockets.

482
00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:45,579
You find two gold pieces.

483
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:46,220
Fuck yeah.

484
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:52,140
A globe, like a glass or some sort of spherical globe.

485
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:55,980
And another note.

486
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,259
A snow globe.

487
00:19:57,259 --> 00:19:59,259
Welcome to, where are we?

488
00:19:59,259 --> 00:20:01,740
Guys, I found some awesome stuff.

489
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:08,940
OK, so, oh, this one is, OK, this one says, I don't know what these

490
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:13,620
horrible creatures are, but they aren't night raiders.

491
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:17,420
Go alert the elders immediately.

492
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:20,820
I'll reset the trap.

493
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,740
Also, isn't this ball so cool?

494
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:23,500
It's so cool.

495
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,180
What happens if you shake it?

496
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,060
I want to shake it.

497
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:26,860
Yeah, you shake it.

498
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:29,260
It just starts to glow and floats,

499
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,700
tries to float out of your hand.

500
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,580
Oh, oh, no, I want it.

501
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,300
Now you're mine.

502
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,180
Get back here.

503
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:33,860
We follow it.

504
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,500
Maybe we follow it somewhere.

505
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,900
Oh.

506
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,980
OK, I'm going to let it go.

507
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:38,500
I got it.

508
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,220
We don't lose it.

509
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,940
I'm very attached to this thing now.

510
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,060
And Sully, let's, like, floats up

511
00:20:43,059 --> 00:20:46,460
and kind of moves around the space around you all

512
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,339
and then centers itself in the middle of your group.

513
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:50,500
Oh, no.

514
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,859
Emanating light out.

515
00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:54,940
I want to touch the ball.

516
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:55,419
Go ahead.

517
00:20:55,419 --> 00:20:57,339
You can touch it.

518
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,019
I am fearless.

519
00:20:59,019 --> 00:21:00,419
I will touch the ball.

520
00:21:00,419 --> 00:21:03,419
You grab the ball, and you feel the same pull

521
00:21:03,419 --> 00:21:04,419
as described to Sully.

522
00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:06,539
Like, it's trying to get out of your hand.

523
00:21:06,539 --> 00:21:07,859
It doesn't appear to do anything.

524
00:21:07,859 --> 00:21:09,339
It's not hot to the touch.

525
00:21:09,339 --> 00:21:11,339
It is rather smooth.

526
00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:14,299
It is very smooth, but it appears

527
00:21:14,299 --> 00:21:16,539
to be trying to pull itself away from your grasp.

528
00:21:16,539 --> 00:21:20,099
OK, let's not stand in a circle and see what it does.

529
00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:21,659
I exit the circle.

530
00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:23,819
You exit the circle and then move yourselves

531
00:21:23,819 --> 00:21:25,459
into a line, perhaps.

532
00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:30,779
And it moves itself to the front of the group.

533
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:32,539
So it's just, like, a part of us now?

534
00:21:32,539 --> 00:21:35,179
What's the front in a line?

535
00:21:35,179 --> 00:21:36,299
Hang on, what's the front?

536
00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:39,659
It moves itself more towards the ossuary.

537
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:41,380
The ossuary.

538
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,940
Are we not in the ossuary?

539
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,740
You're on the entrance of the ossuary.

540
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:45,540
Oh, right.

541
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,180
I see.

542
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:47,940
Should we go in?

543
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,900
Onward.

544
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,860
Yeah, let's get in there.

545
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,700
I sort of assumed we'd already gone in.

546
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,140
Me too.

547
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,380
That's all right.

548
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,700
You have to be very clear about these things,

549
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:57,700
don't we?

550
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,980
Can I check for a trap before we go in?

551
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:00,740
Just before.

552
00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:04,100
Oh, they have explicitly told us there will be a trap.

553
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,259
And that it has been reset.

554
00:22:05,259 --> 00:22:07,300
Numerous times.

555
00:22:07,339 --> 00:22:09,740
The rest is just like, yeah, go in.

556
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,539
You yell that into the room?

557
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,259
No.

558
00:22:12,259 --> 00:22:12,779
No?

559
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,779
I whispered that because I whispered that.

560
00:22:14,779 --> 00:22:15,539
You whispered that.

561
00:22:15,539 --> 00:22:17,740
Can I check the traps?

562
00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:20,339
Sully cannot control the volume of his voice.

563
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,539
OK, yeah, sure.

564
00:22:21,539 --> 00:22:25,419
Well, the bowl will make the trap go off.

565
00:22:25,419 --> 00:22:26,740
Oh, that's true, because it's a ball.

566
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:27,619
That's true.

567
00:22:27,619 --> 00:22:28,619
I just want to check it.

568
00:22:28,619 --> 00:22:29,940
Oh, fuck off, fuck off.

569
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:32,059
It looks clear as you enter the room.

570
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,220
Guys, it's fine.

571
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,700
Totally fine.

572
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,259
I will blunder in loudly.

573
00:22:38,019 --> 00:22:38,500
Really?

574
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,460
I was sure about this.

575
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,460
What happens if we die?

576
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,619
Yeever blunders in.

577
00:22:41,619 --> 00:22:43,859
I am.

578
00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:46,539
You know, when you get older, though, like, right?

579
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,339
What do you have left to lose?

580
00:22:48,339 --> 00:22:50,420
Yeah, and just no patience.

581
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:51,140
It's got to go.

582
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:55,140
Yeever, make a dexterity saving throw.

583
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,740
I don't like the sound of that, but all right.

584
00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,460
Dexterity saving throw.

585
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,740
Oh, oh, Magenta, as a bard,

586
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,819
you can give him inspiration, and he

587
00:23:03,819 --> 00:23:06,539
can add dice to his roll.

588
00:23:06,539 --> 00:23:08,259
Oh, this is true.

589
00:23:08,259 --> 00:23:09,899
You got this, man.

590
00:23:09,899 --> 00:23:11,500
My very presence inspires you.

591
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,019
That's right.

592
00:23:12,019 --> 00:23:12,659
Always.

593
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:13,259
Where's inspiration?

594
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,940
But what about in the game?

595
00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:18,819
Where the hell is it?

596
00:23:18,819 --> 00:23:19,740
What are we doing?

597
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,420
Where's Inspire?

598
00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:23,220
Called bardic inspiration.

599
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,899
It'll be actions and likely all the way at the bottom.

600
00:23:26,899 --> 00:23:27,980
I'm panicking again.

601
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:28,460
Where is it?

602
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:29,379
No panic.

603
00:23:29,379 --> 00:23:30,180
All good.

604
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:31,220
You're doing great, Magenta.

605
00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:34,460
I will constantly use the term panic blindness from now on.

606
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:35,460
I know.

607
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,779
I felt that in my soul.

608
00:23:37,779 --> 00:23:43,500
It's not under action, so it might be in spells.

609
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:46,539
It'll be under bonus actions.

610
00:23:46,539 --> 00:23:47,779
Bardic inspiration.

611
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,660
What is it not in features and traits?

612
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:56,539
I know a woman called Barb who was very silver.

613
00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:58,620
Anyway, sorry.

614
00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:00,340
No, I can't think of an option.

615
00:24:00,340 --> 00:24:04,660
So bardic inspiration, I will explain it to you.

616
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,860
You give a creature other than yourself, so in this case,

617
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:10,460
Yeever, who can hear you, they gain an inspiration die,

618
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:13,460
which for you is an extra 1d8.

619
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,940
And for 10 minutes, that creature

620
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:18,019
can add that d8 to an ability check attack

621
00:24:18,019 --> 00:24:20,259
roll or saving throw.

622
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,580
This can be added after seeing the roll,

623
00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:23,500
but before knowing if it succeeds.

624
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,500
Oh, I found it.

625
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,060
There you go.

626
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:25,820
All right.

627
00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:27,660
Shall I just say you've got it?

628
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:28,860
Is that OK?

629
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:30,019
Do I have to do something?

630
00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:31,500
You could do something if you want to.

631
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,580
Do whatever you want it to be.

632
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:33,620
You sing a song.

633
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:36,300
You could give words of inspiration.

634
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,260
A little tap on the ass.

635
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:38,900
So you got this.

636
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:43,700
So I do a performance dance, a performancey dance thing.

637
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:47,780
And a song from Hair, there we go.

638
00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:48,900
And you're inspired.

639
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:52,580
The age of Aquarius, oh, I feel so inspired.

640
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:53,820
The age of Aquarius.

641
00:24:56,540 --> 00:25:00,620
I will now roll a dexterity.

642
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,100
17.

643
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:02,860
I hope.

644
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:03,380
Loving.

645
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:04,940
Look at that.

646
00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,780
So you do have the option to add a d8,

647
00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:08,380
but 17 is quite a good roll.

648
00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:11,300
So I'm going to say 17, you probably don't need to.

649
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:13,380
I will save that for a rainy day.

650
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,580
All right, you've got that for 10 minutes in game,

651
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:16,900
which is a long time.

652
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:19,300
Don't worry about it.

653
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,780
As you step blunder into the room,

654
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,900
your foot steps because you're

655
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,420
2,000 pounds and 15 feet tall.

656
00:25:27,420 --> 00:25:27,940
That's right.

657
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,500
We did say that, didn't we?

658
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,340
That means you're very wide, I think.

659
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:33,180
You're incredibly wide.

660
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,140
Just very long.

661
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:35,740
Very tall.

662
00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:38,860
Two spears from the opposite wall shoot out.

663
00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:42,300
You narrowly miss them, and they impale themselves

664
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,300
on the wall behind you.

665
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:46,820
Everybody else standing pretty close behind you

666
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:51,700
are flanked by these spears, wide-eyed as they shoot out.

667
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,740
Wow.

668
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,860
Well, I'm going to say that that's the only trap

669
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:56,460
in the room, probably.

670
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:58,940
That was close.

671
00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,860
I guess in hindsight, we could have realized

672
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:04,820
that those big, nasty creatures are stuck with spears,

673
00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:07,140
so it doesn't matter.

674
00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:08,260
Maybe we're all fine, right?

675
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:09,220
2020 hindsight.

676
00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:12,780
Question, sorry, out of game question.

677
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,340
The big creatures that are stuck with spears,

678
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:20,100
are they on the same place that these spears blew

679
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,700
into, or a different part of the room?

680
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:25,380
They're down near the door with the two pillars

681
00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:27,460
flanking it, so all right.

682
00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:31,819
So in foresight, there might be another trap.

683
00:26:31,819 --> 00:26:33,620
That's what I was thinking.

684
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:38,180
I think with my newly acquired insight, or whatever it is,

685
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:43,579
that Magenta, I mean, whatever her name is, has given me,

686
00:26:43,579 --> 00:26:48,980
I am going to say that I will stand very still

687
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:53,819
and be very quiet while we do some other sort of investigation

688
00:26:53,819 --> 00:26:54,860
into the room.

689
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:58,620
Can I stealthily check out the room, so stealthy?

690
00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:00,180
Doesn't sound like Cookie Monster.

691
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,740
I was thinking the same thing.

692
00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:06,980
I wasn't going to say it.

693
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:08,660
Yeah, Sully, you can go with stealthy.

694
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,460
I was going for a sort of Geralt-like gravitas,

695
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:12,940
but no Cookie Monster, fine.

696
00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:18,460
I picked up on the Geralt, obviously.

697
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,500
Oh, god, fuck, fuck.

698
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,820
Thank you.

699
00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:23,460
Yeah, but you've got a plus.

700
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:25,700
Yeah, 16.

701
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,700
It could have been so much better.

702
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:30,380
Yeah, yeah, it could have been.

703
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:32,380
But you managed to make your way into the room very

704
00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:33,860
stealthily.

705
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,460
You're moving along the walls.

706
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:41,299
You do see that there are several holes in the wall,

707
00:27:41,299 --> 00:27:43,700
the exact same as where the spears came out

708
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,180
on the other side.

709
00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:50,700
They are riddled along both sides all the way to the door.

710
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,779
Can we stuff things in the holes, as it were?

711
00:27:52,779 --> 00:27:54,099
What about those intestines?

712
00:27:54,099 --> 00:27:58,139
Could we just to slow it down?

713
00:27:58,139 --> 00:27:59,420
You all doubted me.

714
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:00,740
Although they're a bit squidgy.

715
00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:03,259
I think sharp things could probably go through them.

716
00:28:03,259 --> 00:28:05,420
OK, you were right to doubt me.

717
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:08,180
But there will be an occasion for those intestines,

718
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:10,180
I assure you.

719
00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:12,460
I sneakily come back.

720
00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:14,379
OK, so there's lots of holes,

721
00:28:14,379 --> 00:28:16,660
and there was no trip wire.

722
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:21,899
So I think if we're just super quiet, we can probably.

723
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:22,980
Can we limbo as well?

724
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:25,060
How tall are the holes?

725
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:27,620
They go straight from ceiling to floor.

726
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,660
Ceiling to floor.

727
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:31,140
So listen, there's no limboing.

728
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:33,580
There's no way you could get past them

729
00:28:33,580 --> 00:28:34,780
unless you were being very quiet.

730
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,100
Is that the implication?

731
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:36,820
Seems that way.

732
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:38,700
So it looks like a cheese grater in there.

733
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,259
That's how many holes there are.

734
00:28:40,259 --> 00:28:41,300
There's loads of holes.

735
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,420
Just loads of holes, so many holes.

736
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,220
Their spear budget must be through the roof.

737
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,300
Well, yes.

738
00:28:47,299 --> 00:28:51,259
Rez, do I know, like, do I recognize anything

739
00:28:51,259 --> 00:28:52,899
about the altar or anything?

740
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:55,019
Like, you know, religiosity.

741
00:28:55,019 --> 00:28:56,500
Sure, make a religion check.

742
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,379
Because of my religion.

743
00:28:58,379 --> 00:29:03,419
Ah, yes, the cult of the Baha men.

744
00:29:03,419 --> 00:29:05,740
17.

745
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:09,259
Doing a little bit of research on the voiceless order,

746
00:29:09,259 --> 00:29:13,819
you recognize that their symbol,

747
00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:17,779
which is the symbol of magenta,

748
00:29:17,779 --> 00:29:19,700
what's the symbol of the voiceless order?

749
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,299
What?

750
00:29:20,299 --> 00:29:23,740
Oh, it is.

751
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:24,899
Am I supposed to make this up?

752
00:29:24,899 --> 00:29:25,779
I think so, yes.

753
00:29:25,779 --> 00:29:27,500
I think it's the nature of the game.

754
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,139
So it's a symbol.

755
00:29:29,139 --> 00:29:34,220
It looks a lot like Prince's name.

756
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:35,419
But with more squiggly.

757
00:29:35,419 --> 00:29:38,659
The sort of squiggly, sort of ankh-looking thing

758
00:29:38,659 --> 00:29:39,939
that Prince used.

759
00:29:39,939 --> 00:29:41,899
Yes, the symbol of Prince.

760
00:29:41,899 --> 00:29:42,579
Yes.

761
00:29:42,579 --> 00:29:43,220
In fact, it is.

762
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:43,980
It's just Prince's name.

763
00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:44,939
It's exactly that.

764
00:29:44,939 --> 00:29:45,980
That's what it is.

765
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:49,779
I mean, it makes sense that a cult that would worship Prince

766
00:29:49,779 --> 00:29:52,859
would have naked, bejeweled bodies beneath their robes.

767
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:55,019
And voiceless.

768
00:29:55,019 --> 00:29:57,939
Because how can they compare to Prince?

769
00:29:57,939 --> 00:29:59,419
Exactly, exactly.

770
00:29:59,419 --> 00:30:03,500
And you know, purple fades to brown over time.

771
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,579
So those robes were originally purple.

772
00:30:05,579 --> 00:30:06,299
Wow.

773
00:30:06,299 --> 00:30:08,019
Actually, purple doesn't fade to brown, does it?

774
00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:09,379
No, but that sounded very good.

775
00:30:09,379 --> 00:30:10,299
So let's go with that.

776
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:13,259
With enough sun on it.

777
00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:16,539
As a teacher who does lots of construction paperwork,

778
00:30:16,539 --> 00:30:18,779
I know for a fact if you leave purple construction paper

779
00:30:18,779 --> 00:30:20,859
in the sun, it will turn to brown.

780
00:30:20,859 --> 00:30:25,339
Purple robes, purple robes, purple robes.

781
00:30:25,339 --> 00:30:29,659
Sully turns to Yever and says, hey,

782
00:30:29,659 --> 00:30:33,419
do you still have that whole goblin?

783
00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:35,940
I mean, I pulled out his intestines,

784
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,859
but I've been carrying the rest of him.

785
00:30:37,859 --> 00:30:39,819
You never know, like I said.

786
00:30:39,819 --> 00:30:41,139
What if we trip him, right?

787
00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:43,779
Like there's only one spear in each hole.

788
00:30:43,779 --> 00:30:44,419
Oh, that's true.

789
00:30:44,419 --> 00:30:46,899
They did say they have to like reload them.

790
00:30:46,899 --> 00:30:49,339
So we lob a goblin.

791
00:30:49,339 --> 00:30:53,099
Yeah, what if we throw that guy in there?

792
00:30:53,099 --> 00:30:55,299
Or get rid of the ones on the lower bits,

793
00:30:55,299 --> 00:30:56,619
then we limbo the rest.

794
00:30:56,619 --> 00:30:58,220
That's a good idea.

795
00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:00,539
So just push him in front of us.

796
00:31:00,539 --> 00:31:01,819
But you know, sort of.

797
00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:03,379
Like a goblin shield.

798
00:31:03,379 --> 00:31:04,339
Oh, god.

799
00:31:04,339 --> 00:31:06,299
I was just saying throw him, so like what if it

800
00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:08,059
goes through the goblin and then into you?

801
00:31:08,059 --> 00:31:09,740
Just lob him in.

802
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:12,139
Sort of bowl, maybe bowl him.

803
00:31:12,139 --> 00:31:13,259
Oh, yeah.

804
00:31:13,259 --> 00:31:15,899
Yeah, because if you throw, that means we have to kind of

805
00:31:15,899 --> 00:31:17,460
float through the room, doesn't it?

806
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:21,220
If you throw him and he sort of like his trajectory

807
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,539
takes him sort of half way up the wall.

808
00:31:23,539 --> 00:31:24,139
That's true.

809
00:31:24,139 --> 00:31:26,940
So slide him along the ground and then crawl.

810
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:29,339
Maybe something's going to make a lot of noise.

811
00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:31,980
Could we not just shout really loudly into the room

812
00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:34,460
and set them all off at once and then just walk in?

813
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,740
Well, let's try it.

814
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:37,899
Oh, yes, I forgot the sounds.

815
00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:39,980
The sound activation thing.

816
00:31:39,980 --> 00:31:43,380
How about we make the goblin, oh, oh.

817
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:45,860
But if we bowl the goblin, so we sort of make him

818
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:50,300
into a round thing and then we attach things to him

819
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,300
that clatter against the floor.

820
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,420
Loud noises.

821
00:31:53,420 --> 00:31:55,300
So then bowling him is very loud.

822
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:56,259
Dugga, dugga, dugga, dugga.

823
00:31:56,259 --> 00:31:57,060
Yes, like that.

824
00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:58,740
That is the noise that he would make.

825
00:31:58,740 --> 00:32:00,380
You do remember that there were dishes

826
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:02,420
in the root cellar as well.

827
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:07,380
Metal cans and dishes and wine bottles.

828
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,220
Yeah, of course.

829
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:12,420
We will use his intestines to bind the dishes

830
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:15,460
to his broken, lifeless body.

831
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:17,420
And yes, if we sort of knot him up

832
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,780
into a sort of pretzel shape.

833
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:20,700
Yes, like a rubber band ball.

834
00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:23,060
Oh, we could take some rope and go around him

835
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:25,180
to keep all of his limbs in too.

836
00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:26,020
A brilliant idea.

837
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:27,700
Getting cataracts.

838
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:29,540
Because otherwise he's going to grind to a halt.

839
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,180
We need a perfect sphere.

840
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:32,420
Yes.

841
00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:33,980
All right, we work on this Arts and Crafts

842
00:32:33,980 --> 00:32:35,260
project from hell.

843
00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:37,460
For so long.

844
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,779
OK, so we cut ahead.

845
00:32:38,779 --> 00:32:39,740
It's all right, I've done it before.

846
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,579
It doesn't take long.

847
00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:44,339
The goblin is covered in dishware and bottles,

848
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:47,019
and it's all wrapped with intestines

849
00:32:47,019 --> 00:32:49,539
and pits of wood and crates.

850
00:32:49,539 --> 00:32:53,940
I assume Yeever is going to yeet this goblin

851
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,420
into the room.

852
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:56,420
He's very good at bowling.

853
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,740
Why do they...

854
00:32:57,740 --> 00:33:02,740
They used to call me Yeetver at Barbarian Academy.

855
00:33:02,859 --> 00:33:05,420
Academy, yeah.

856
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:06,539
All right.

857
00:33:06,539 --> 00:33:07,380
What do I do with it?

858
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:08,700
No, you just say that you do it.

859
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,859
Oh, I just do it.

860
00:33:09,859 --> 00:33:11,620
OK, right, yeah.

861
00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:12,859
Yeah, in you go.

862
00:33:14,579 --> 00:33:16,620
As you release the goblin,

863
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,500
there's like this record scratch,

864
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,259
and we zoom in on the goblin's face

865
00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:22,460
who animates just for a moment and says,

866
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,220
you might wonder how I got here.

867
00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:26,660
And then we have a fake vaccine,

868
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:29,539
flashback scene to seeing this goblin

869
00:33:29,539 --> 00:33:32,700
sneaking in through some caves.

870
00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:37,700
Being chased by all these screamer monkey creatures,

871
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,900
finding a way into the root cellar

872
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:43,059
and like huddling and cowering in fear.

873
00:33:43,059 --> 00:33:45,620
Being eaten by those and then picked up

874
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:48,180
where he is now, and we're back in scene.

875
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,019
Perfect.

876
00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:51,019
I mean, we'd all hope that our lifeless body

877
00:33:51,019 --> 00:33:53,140
would be treated with such respect, really.

878
00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:54,460
Yes.

879
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:55,580
A fitting burial.

880
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:56,580
Yes.

881
00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:59,700
Rolling through the room, creating a calamity,

882
00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:02,059
spears begin to shoot out of the walls

883
00:34:02,059 --> 00:34:04,140
from both sides from different angles,

884
00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:06,140
shooting down at this goblin

885
00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:09,539
who's building in size and speed as he's going

886
00:34:09,539 --> 00:34:11,740
because of how many spears are now.

887
00:34:11,740 --> 00:34:14,659
He's suspended in the middle of them,

888
00:34:14,659 --> 00:34:16,139
which is wild because he doesn't have

889
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:19,099
a lot of body mass left to him.

890
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:22,780
More pulverized, Swiss cheese,

891
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,539
could be a good descriptor,

892
00:34:24,539 --> 00:34:27,420
and makes it down to the end when the final spear

893
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,380
hits into and the entire ball collapses

894
00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,180
at the door on the far end.

895
00:34:34,059 --> 00:34:35,659
Goblin haggis.

896
00:34:35,659 --> 00:34:36,980
Well, no, we're not gonna eat him, are we?

897
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:38,460
Oh, no, no, no, we're not gonna do that.

898
00:34:38,460 --> 00:34:39,740
You've still got the intestines.

899
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:40,579
I do.

900
00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:48,099
Hello, Frederick, my old friend.

901
00:34:48,099 --> 00:34:52,019
I've come to throw you into spears again.

902
00:34:52,019 --> 00:34:56,460
We will make it to the middle.

903
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,820
Where we'll talk about it.

904
00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:01,300
Magenta and Bernard.

905
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,139
Uh.

906
00:35:02,139 --> 00:35:02,980
It did.

907
00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:03,820
It did.

908
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:06,780
Yeah, well, it was Bernard.

909
00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:07,619
It was Bernard.

910
00:35:09,619 --> 00:35:11,260
Yeah, it slipped.

911
00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:12,980
It should have been Bernard.

912
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,780
But we're here in the middle,

913
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,220
and I almost made it to the end of another one.

914
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,179
Wanna say thank you so much for being here with us.

915
00:35:21,179 --> 00:35:23,820
If folks haven't checked you out yet.

916
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:25,019
They're crazy.

917
00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:25,860
They're fools.

918
00:35:26,019 --> 00:35:27,539
They are crazy.

919
00:35:27,539 --> 00:35:28,780
Subscribe to the newsletter,

920
00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:32,460
get my recommendations for the podcast in the past,

921
00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:33,300
and listen to it.

922
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,420
What are you doing with your life?

923
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,260
That's right.

924
00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,099
It was really aggressive.

925
00:35:36,099 --> 00:35:36,940
I like this.

926
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,180
I like the level of aggression.

927
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,500
Yes.

928
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,579
Recommendations that sound like threats.

929
00:35:41,579 --> 00:35:42,420
Yes, yes.

930
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,660
We'd like to come in hot with our recommendations.

931
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:47,180
Do it, or don't bother coming back here.

932
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,019
Oh, please come back.

933
00:35:48,019 --> 00:35:48,860
No, I'm just kidding.

934
00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:49,700
Yeah, please come back.

935
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,740
Please come back, but also just please check it out.

936
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:53,620
I don't mean to come off so pushy.

937
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,140
No, I liked it.

938
00:35:55,339 --> 00:35:56,539
But then we have to apologize about it.

939
00:35:56,539 --> 00:35:58,819
I bet some listeners would enjoy it as well.

940
00:35:58,819 --> 00:35:59,819
Oh, yes.

941
00:35:59,819 --> 00:36:02,539
Some people are very, very interested in that.

942
00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:03,900
Tell me to listen to our podcast.

943
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:04,739
Go on, yes.

944
00:36:04,739 --> 00:36:05,579
Tell me off.

945
00:36:05,579 --> 00:36:06,659
Yes.

946
00:36:06,659 --> 00:36:07,859
I feel like we've gotten ourselves

947
00:36:07,859 --> 00:36:09,420
into a role play now that we were.

948
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:10,259
No, it's good.

949
00:36:10,259 --> 00:36:11,099
It's lovely.

950
00:36:11,099 --> 00:36:12,059
It's lovely.

951
00:36:12,059 --> 00:36:14,139
Yeah, if you could remind our listeners,

952
00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:16,019
if they have not acted so far,

953
00:36:16,019 --> 00:36:18,379
as to where they can find you.

954
00:36:18,379 --> 00:36:22,139
Well, out now is our new series, Magenta Presents,

955
00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:26,900
the horror anthology in which Magenta presents.

956
00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:27,739
Horror?

957
00:36:27,739 --> 00:36:28,579
Horror, yes.

958
00:36:28,579 --> 00:36:30,779
In an anthology sort of format.

959
00:36:30,779 --> 00:36:32,859
Yes, the clue's in the name.

960
00:36:32,859 --> 00:36:35,539
And then we're also going to be

961
00:36:35,539 --> 00:36:37,699
in the third series of Mockery Manor,

962
00:36:37,699 --> 00:36:41,659
which is a full cast audio drama set in a theme park.

963
00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:44,659
And you can also check out our existing series,

964
00:36:44,659 --> 00:36:47,299
which is Madam Magenta's Sonos Mystica,

965
00:36:47,299 --> 00:36:49,619
in which Magenta reads from her books,

966
00:36:49,619 --> 00:36:51,500
tells stories about her adventures,

967
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,940
and we also solve real problems sent in by the listeners

968
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:57,219
using the powers of the mystic arts.

969
00:36:57,219 --> 00:36:58,059
Gosh, so good.

970
00:36:58,059 --> 00:36:58,900
That was very fluid.

971
00:36:58,900 --> 00:36:59,739
That was.

972
00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:01,619
It almost went into sort of radio voice there.

973
00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:03,260
Did you hear me there?

974
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,619
I started sort of going in now.

975
00:37:04,619 --> 00:37:05,699
Coming up after the break,

976
00:37:05,699 --> 00:37:08,539
we will be joining Magenta as she solves

977
00:37:08,539 --> 00:37:11,260
real listeners problems through the magic arts.

978
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:12,739
I almost fell over at the end there.

979
00:37:12,739 --> 00:37:13,579
It was going well.

980
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:16,139
I mean, as a bunch of former radio people,

981
00:37:16,139 --> 00:37:16,980
it was fantastic.

982
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:18,219
As someone who listens to the radio much sometimes,

983
00:37:18,219 --> 00:37:20,179
I thought that sounded really good.

984
00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,339
Did you enjoy it, dear?

985
00:37:22,339 --> 00:37:23,179
Yes, yes.

986
00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:24,219
Well done.

987
00:37:24,219 --> 00:37:25,379
Yes, I already said so.

988
00:37:25,379 --> 00:37:26,219
That's high praise.

989
00:37:26,219 --> 00:37:27,539
Oh God, always looking for approval.

990
00:37:27,539 --> 00:37:28,379
That's high praise from Magenta.

991
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:29,219
Yes, I know.

992
00:37:29,219 --> 00:37:30,059
He's very needy, isn't he?

993
00:37:30,059 --> 00:37:31,699
You know, I mean, over the course of the three seasons

994
00:37:31,699 --> 00:37:33,219
of Madam Magenta, like,

995
00:37:33,219 --> 00:37:34,379
Berner, you're really just,

996
00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,339
you've come out with your confidence

997
00:37:36,339 --> 00:37:38,579
from the beginning to this point.

998
00:37:38,579 --> 00:37:39,419
Yeah, too flippant.

999
00:37:39,419 --> 00:37:40,259
Absolutely.

1000
00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:41,779
It's very nice of you to say that.

1001
00:37:41,779 --> 00:37:42,619
No, it's good.

1002
00:37:42,619 --> 00:37:43,899
He's been on a growth arc.

1003
00:37:43,899 --> 00:37:44,739
I have.

1004
00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:45,579
Yes.

1005
00:37:45,579 --> 00:37:46,940
I'm in my third act now.

1006
00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:49,739
Third act, which is the Yeaver journey.

1007
00:37:50,539 --> 00:37:52,940
You can take that back to your shows now

1008
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,779
and just bring that energy every single time.

1009
00:37:54,779 --> 00:37:56,579
Live with that confidence in you.

1010
00:37:56,579 --> 00:37:58,899
Yes, it was an outward manifestation

1011
00:37:58,899 --> 00:38:02,379
of your inner sort of thrusting masculinity.

1012
00:38:02,379 --> 00:38:03,219
That's right, yes.

1013
00:38:03,219 --> 00:38:04,539
I enjoy being Yeaver.

1014
00:38:04,539 --> 00:38:07,259
He's a strong and sensitive type.

1015
00:38:07,259 --> 00:38:08,099
Love it.

1016
00:38:08,099 --> 00:38:09,179
Thank you so much for being here with us.

1017
00:38:09,179 --> 00:38:12,419
Go check them out everywhere you can get podcasts.

1018
00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:13,940
And now we'll get you back to the episode

1019
00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:15,579
and figure out what's going on in this cave.

1020
00:38:15,579 --> 00:38:16,399
Who knows?

1021
00:38:16,399 --> 00:38:17,239
Who knows?

1022
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,219
We don't know.

1023
00:38:18,219 --> 00:38:19,039
Thank you so much.

1024
00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:19,879
Have a great week.

1025
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,960
Bye.

1026
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,800
Bye.

1027
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,640
Goodbye.

1028
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,079
Bye.

1029
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:28,240
How many of those spears do you think are still in there?

1030
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,880
I mean, that had to be most of them, right?

1031
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,519
I would think so.

1032
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:36,840
Any of these spears worth, any of them quite fancy?

1033
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,800
Shall we take a few?

1034
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,640
I mean, we could,

1035
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,840
could we always do with a few more spears?

1036
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,960
I take your tacit,

1037
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,559
I take that as tacit agreement.

1038
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:49,760
We could always do with a few more spears.

1039
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,440
Always.

1040
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,280
Always.

1041
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,100
All right.

1042
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:53,940
Yeah, surely we've set off.

1043
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:54,780
I mean, they'd have to reset.

1044
00:38:54,780 --> 00:38:56,600
They couldn't be resetting those one by one.

1045
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,240
That would be insane.

1046
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,720
So I'm gonna go in.

1047
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,420
I'm assuming safe.

1048
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:04,260
Gosh.

1049
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,520
I will too, but I'm definitely gonna be stealthy about it.

1050
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,520
Get real stealth when it's just going in.

1051
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,800
Yeah, but you know, I'll be quiet.

1052
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,520
I don't weigh 2000 pounds, so I can be pretty quiet.

1053
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,960
I'm gonna hang back, see what happens.

1054
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,039
Yeah, Yeever and Guerrera hang back

1055
00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:25,139
and everybody else proceeds forward into

1056
00:39:25,139 --> 00:39:29,240
and as you enter the space

1057
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,860
and move to the center of the space,

1058
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:34,519
it appears that everything is fine for you.

1059
00:39:34,519 --> 00:39:36,480
To the point where you believe

1060
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,699
that at least to this point in the room,

1061
00:39:38,699 --> 00:39:40,639
there are no more spears.

1062
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,800
Turn around and give a quiet thumbs up.

1063
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,519
Yeah, big thumbs up, but still quiet.

1064
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,440
Should we try and get them to say something loudly

1065
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,320
just to really test this?

1066
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,119
Before we go in, shall we?

1067
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:53,960
Yes.

1068
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,780
We've got a good plan.

1069
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:55,619
Go on, yes.

1070
00:39:55,619 --> 00:39:56,460
What should we say?

1071
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,280
What should we say to them?

1072
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,119
I don't know.

1073
00:39:58,119 --> 00:39:59,480
Or could they shout very loudly?

1074
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,420
What's gonna make them go, ugh?

1075
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,759
Should we just chuck something at them?

1076
00:40:04,759 --> 00:40:06,880
Well, if we chucked most of the things that we have,

1077
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,039
I haven't got any more goblin parts left.

1078
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,000
We've got a 40-foot rope.

1079
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,159
How about we whip them with it?

1080
00:40:13,159 --> 00:40:14,920
We could do, whoosh, yes.

1081
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,039
Or you could sing a very loud song.

1082
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:18,480
I think they're wondering why we're whispering

1083
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,320
to each other.

1084
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,639
Is this looking suspicious?

1085
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:22,760
Let's just follow them up for now.

1086
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,280
All right, all right.

1087
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,519
We're coming in, we're coming in.

1088
00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:29,079
Yes, we are sure that it is safe.

1089
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:30,680
The way is clear.

1090
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,280
Very tentatively, they walk into the room behind you.

1091
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,119
So you have the altar,

1092
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:40,119
which there isn't anything substantial,

1093
00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:43,559
other than some religious carvings and artifacts.

1094
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:45,719
Actually, that said, there are artifacts over there,

1095
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,199
which could be viewed.

1096
00:40:47,199 --> 00:40:51,279
And then the door, which now has the two creatures

1097
00:40:51,279 --> 00:40:53,279
skewered with spears onto the wall,

1098
00:40:53,279 --> 00:40:56,920
and the goblin, his name was Frederick,

1099
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,039
in the middle of the spear ball, which is all.

1100
00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:02,279
The story just gets sad.

1101
00:41:02,279 --> 00:41:03,119
Rest well, Frederick.

1102
00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:04,840
This is worse when you know his name.

1103
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,679
I know.

1104
00:41:06,599 --> 00:41:09,679
And the spear ball, which is kind of great.

1105
00:41:09,679 --> 00:41:12,400
He left two children and a wife behind.

1106
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:18,199
We will see that they are compensated for his sacrifice.

1107
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,719
So that was the sacrifice.

1108
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:24,799
Well, you'd hope so, wouldn't you?

1109
00:41:24,799 --> 00:41:25,639
There was more sacrifice.

1110
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:27,320
Oh no, we're not supposed to tell them about that.

1111
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,719
Anybody want to go check the altar,

1112
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:29,960
or are we proceeding towards the door?

1113
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,360
I want to see the artifacts.

1114
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,440
Okay, you go over and view.

1115
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,639
There are two artifacts laid out.

1116
00:41:36,639 --> 00:41:38,679
Roll a d4, please, first.

1117
00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:40,519
That's a d20.

1118
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:42,719
I was putting it back.

1119
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,960
In a rolling motion.

1120
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,440
By rolling it, as I always do.

1121
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,600
I'm gonna try some of my other dice.

1122
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,480
My metal ones have been sad.

1123
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,640
There's a three.

1124
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,840
I don't know if that's a good thing.

1125
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,280
You find a quill and ink.

1126
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,760
Oh, well, they find their way into my pocket.

1127
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,240
All right.

1128
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,280
I'm gonna gift them to moot at some point

1129
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,200
during our next Christmas thing.

1130
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,000
There is a commemorative plaque beside it.

1131
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,840
Oh, thank God.

1132
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,640
It says a certificate of authenticity.

1133
00:42:13,559 --> 00:42:15,039
Write a question, get an answer.

1134
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,319
Glim, I assume you would go over and look.

1135
00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:20,159
You can roll a d4 as well.

1136
00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:21,000
Okay.

1137
00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:23,839
One.

1138
00:42:23,839 --> 00:42:26,839
You see a dagger,

1139
00:42:26,839 --> 00:42:28,719
and the commemorative plaque beside it

1140
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:32,679
says invisible punching dagger.

1141
00:42:32,679 --> 00:42:33,799
Cool.

1142
00:42:33,799 --> 00:42:35,079
The dagger that punches,

1143
00:42:35,079 --> 00:42:37,239
what a little fist comes out of it.

1144
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:38,799
So you draw the dagger,

1145
00:42:38,799 --> 00:42:40,759
and you brandish it at your enemy,

1146
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,640
and then a big comedy boxing glove

1147
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,080
on a spring comes out and goes bosh.

1148
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,880
The Monty Python foot.

1149
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,440
Very useful.

1150
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,680
Or you've got a dagger in one hand,

1151
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,680
and then you just punch him with the other.

1152
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:53,720
Misdirection.

1153
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,600
Ooh.

1154
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,680
You just go, ooh, look, look,

1155
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,080
shiny, shiny thing, shiny thing,

1156
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,480
woo, bof.

1157
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,680
As you pick it up,

1158
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,720
it has like a handhold on it,

1159
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,160
and when you put your hand through it,

1160
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,720
the dagger itself becomes invisible.

1161
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,560
Cool.

1162
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,199
Sneaky.

1163
00:43:12,199 --> 00:43:13,400
Hope it's not cursed.

1164
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,679
Only one way to find out.

1165
00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:15,960
I know, as soon as you said dagger,

1166
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,679
I was like, what's it look like?

1167
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:19,279
I know, me too.

1168
00:43:19,279 --> 00:43:21,920
Yeever and Guerrera,

1169
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,519
sorry Moot, I only have four items here.

1170
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,679
You see two other things.

1171
00:43:26,679 --> 00:43:30,679
So there's a wreath that you see,

1172
00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:34,239
the commemorative plaque that says wreath of crow speak,

1173
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,159
as well as a key that is formed from bone,

1174
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,480
and it is a skeleton key.

1175
00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:48,519
Right, well, always wanted to speak crow, I suppose.

1176
00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:51,039
Yes, why not, yes.

1177
00:43:51,039 --> 00:43:53,759
Or maybe the wreath just speaks crow,

1178
00:43:53,759 --> 00:43:55,960
and you know, so it just calls it to you.

1179
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,799
Wreath of crow.

1180
00:43:56,799 --> 00:43:58,119
Anyway, I'm sure we'll figure it out.

1181
00:43:58,119 --> 00:43:59,759
Well, let's pick it up, shall we?

1182
00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:01,440
Yes, yes, all right.

1183
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,239
I shall present the wreath of crow

1184
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,480
to my darling Guerrera.

1185
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,319
Thanks very much.

1186
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,240
There you go.

1187
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,080
Cheers.

1188
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,039
A gift has been made.

1189
00:44:12,039 --> 00:44:14,519
It's that anniversary where you get a wreath

1190
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:15,760
that speaks crow.

1191
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,320
10 years it is crow, crow wreath.

1192
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,160
Traditionally.

1193
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,440
And then, and I will pick up the key

1194
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:25,120
and secrete it about my person.

1195
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,840
You're only wearing like a leather G string.

1196
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,320
I said about my person.

1197
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,680
I gave not details.

1198
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,080
I'm gonna take out,

1199
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,800
because I obviously read the thing

1200
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,840
after I put it in my bag.

1201
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,880
I want to take it out

1202
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,640
and take a spare piece of parchment

1203
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,079
and just write,

1204
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:44,559
where's the treasure?

1205
00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:47,800
Ah, yes, that is an efficient use of that prop.

1206
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,920
Uh, it, uh, letters below it begin to form

1207
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,320
and it says in the treasury.

1208
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,400
And then I write,

1209
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,079
where the fuck is the treasury?

1210
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:00,000
Through the door.

1211
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,720
Should we ask it something a bit more philosophical?

1212
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,960
Why are we here?

1213
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:04,800
That sort of thing.

1214
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,320
What is the meaning of life?

1215
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,160
Yes.

1216
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,400
What does it say?

1217
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,840
There's a dot, dot, dot.

1218
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,720
And then it does like the.

1219
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,000
Oh God.

1220
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,480
Yeah, then it does like the thinking face emoji.

1221
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:18,320
There's a dot, dot, dot.

1222
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,160
A little buffering circle comes up.

1223
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,880
Yep, and it just hangs there.

1224
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,720
Oh, we broke it.

1225
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,800
Turn it off and on again.

1226
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,720
Just gonna put this in my packet.

1227
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,360
All right, through the door.

1228
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,280
Can I look,

1229
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,480
because is there a key hole on the door?

1230
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,880
Does it look like it would take

1231
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,400
a skeleton key? Does it look like the key

1232
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,200
that you found in the root cellar would fit?

1233
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,360
Not the one that Eva has shoved.

1234
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,400
That one would also, looks like it would fit.

1235
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,320
That one's gone, I'm afraid.

1236
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,160
Oh.

1237
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,960
He's gonna need an enema to get that one back.

1238
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,000
That one will come out in several hours.

1239
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,960
How long do we have?

1240
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,320
We've had some experience with that

1241
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,840
in the past with this group, so.

1242
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:56,880
I see.

1243
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:57,720
Yeah.

1244
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:59,840
If I rummage, I am a keen rummager

1245
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,920
as we have established earlier on.

1246
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,960
So I could rummage that one out for you.

1247
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:04,960
Let's use the other one.

1248
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,800
Shall we?

1249
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,240
I am going,

1250
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,560
Sully, can you like, I don't know.

1251
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,400
Yeah, I do.

1252
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,440
Do this or check to see if it's okay.

1253
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,280
You're kind of better.

1254
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,880
We're great with the first one, so, of course.

1255
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,360
You're better with door traps.

1256
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,200
No worries.

1257
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,080
So I go up to the big door where the stuff

1258
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,320
and I tiptoe my way through the wreckage.

1259
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,760
And what am I doing?

1260
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,800
Investigation.

1261
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,320
A 13.

1262
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,000
Yeah, you look it over, top to bottom,

1263
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,039
look for all the usual,

1264
00:46:35,039 --> 00:46:39,480
like pinpricks and gas and any more spears.

1265
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,519
Everything looks fine.

1266
00:46:40,519 --> 00:46:43,199
It looks fine.

1267
00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:45,920
Well, you've never led me wrong before.

1268
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,440
So I put the key in and turn it.

1269
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,480
Turns with a loud.

1270
00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:53,960
Door goes.

1271
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,960
Well, that would have, that would have set off

1272
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,759
any more spears that were left.

1273
00:46:59,759 --> 00:47:04,119
One final spear back near the altar, finally.

1274
00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:04,960
Let's go.

1275
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:06,799
Right into Frederick.

1276
00:47:06,799 --> 00:47:07,960
Right into Frederick.

1277
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,440
Yeah, yeah.

1278
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,639
It's what he would have wanted.

1279
00:47:10,639 --> 00:47:13,519
He was alive up until that point as well.

1280
00:47:13,519 --> 00:47:15,000
The gift that keeps on giving.

1281
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,960
Opens into another dark tunnel

1282
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,079
that you can proceed forward to.

1283
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:22,920
Doesn't appear to be any other obstructions.

1284
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,679
A moot, do you wanna like light the way?

1285
00:47:26,679 --> 00:47:29,159
Oh yeah, gladly, of course.

1286
00:47:29,159 --> 00:47:31,400
Moot proceeds forward and everybody walks behind

1287
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,880
and moot. Wait.

1288
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,440
Where's the glowy ball?

1289
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,559
It's following you.

1290
00:47:35,559 --> 00:47:37,119
Oh, okay.

1291
00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:39,280
It's like in the front of your group.

1292
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,640
Whichever way you go, it moves to the front.

1293
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,920
Oh, okay.

1294
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,800
Okay.

1295
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,640
Moot proceeds forward following this ball

1296
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,280
and moot, you are first to round the bend

1297
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,760
into a more open chamber.

1298
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,400
Before you kind of round this bend,

1299
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,360
you hear the same movement that you heard

1300
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,720
when you were bat now.

1301
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:55,559
Sure.

1302
00:47:55,559 --> 00:47:59,559
And you turn the corner, light entering into this

1303
00:47:59,559 --> 00:48:02,160
and open up in this chamber.

1304
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:07,159
You see the same walkway and all of the walls moving

1305
00:48:07,159 --> 00:48:09,879
with these monkey creatures.

1306
00:48:09,879 --> 00:48:11,279
Oh.

1307
00:48:11,279 --> 00:48:13,920
God damn it, not these guys again.

1308
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,960
They like the walls, don't they?

1309
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,519
What's on the walls?

1310
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:18,920
Peanut butter, probably.

1311
00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:23,519
So just to clarify, Russ,

1312
00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:26,159
we like just have found the bottom entrance

1313
00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:28,000
so we don't need to come down the broken ladder.

1314
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:28,839
We're in that same thing?

1315
00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,159
Yeah, we took the long way.

1316
00:48:30,159 --> 00:48:31,440
Yeah.

1317
00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:33,519
In a less efficient way.

1318
00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:34,360
I mean.

1319
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,200
Should have just used the goblin.

1320
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,159
Should have just used the

1321
00:48:36,159 --> 00:48:39,960
I was all about the goblin guts, but no.

1322
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,800
I apologize.

1323
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,519
You two were right.

1324
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:44,480
I'm sorry, you were definitely right.

1325
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,519
Well, there we go, too late now, isn't it?

1326
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:51,039
So I guess we see like a land bridge, you said?

1327
00:48:51,039 --> 00:48:52,000
Yes, yeah, yeah.

1328
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,480
It looks pretty worn down to time.

1329
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,800
You can proceed across it,

1330
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:02,280
is the only way to get across this cavernous space.

1331
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,560
On the other side, there is a platform

1332
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:09,039
and then several other smaller platforms to leap across

1333
00:49:09,039 --> 00:49:11,360
to where you can see a,

1334
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,680
what Moot couldn't quite see from where he was

1335
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,640
because he was too focused

1336
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,680
on getting out of there at that point,

1337
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:21,160
is a bridge that extends across a final expanse

1338
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,760
and a glowing light coming from the other side.

1339
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,200
Rope bridges?

1340
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,040
That's what it says, rope bridge.

1341
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,800
Two rope bridges.

1342
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,920
No, one rope bridge.

1343
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,320
There's a land bridge.

1344
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:43,000
Like a stony, like made from the earth kind of bridge,

1345
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,600
but then a secondary rope bridge that you have to get to.

1346
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,720
So what are the bridges crossing?

1347
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,800
Is there a big dark chasm?

1348
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,680
Oh yeah, it's a big dark chasm.

1349
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,520
Yeah, yeah.

1350
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,360
Oh, I see.

1351
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,200
So it's not water.

1352
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,480
Not water.

1353
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,320
Yeah.

1354
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,120
Should we go on the earth one?

1355
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,680
I reckon the earth one sounds better.

1356
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:03,880
Do you think the earth one is better?

1357
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,840
I think, yeah, it's one after the other.

1358
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,560
No, it's one after the other, right.

1359
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,880
It's not a choice.

1360
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,720
Okay.

1361
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:12,800
All right, so let's cross the land bridge.

1362
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,960
Did you all use your careful feet?

1363
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,400
Just being careful.

1364
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:21,360
Everybody roll stealth or athletics.

1365
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,880
Well, I have advantage on stealth rolls,

1366
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,720
so I'm gonna roll that one.

1367
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,360
I'm going to roll the shit out of athletics.

1368
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,520
I am a plus seven.

1369
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,040
Oh, it's not that good.

1370
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:32,880
It's a 12.

1371
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,720
14 for me as well.

1372
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:34,560
It's a 12.

1373
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,200
14 for me as well.

1374
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,040
12.

1375
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,960
Oh, obviously all 12s and 14s, that's okay.

1376
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,800
Love it.

1377
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,920
You proceed across, I presume single file one by one,

1378
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,560
using your stealthiest and or most athletic feet,

1379
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,880
nimble feet, gymnastics feet to get across.

1380
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,039
As you're going, the ground.

1381
00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:57,720
Do we keep like pushing into each other?

1382
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:00,320
Is that why we're all exactly the same?

1383
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:01,160
Exactly.

1384
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,360
Go faster.

1385
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,599
Hit on the heels of the next person?

1386
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:06,519
The ground beneath you like vibrates

1387
00:51:06,519 --> 00:51:09,720
as you are now all on top of this bridge.

1388
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:14,119
You hear crumbling, pebbles falling,

1389
00:51:14,119 --> 00:51:16,440
like trickling down.

1390
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,160
You, you know, against best thoughts,

1391
00:51:20,319 --> 00:51:24,799
look down and just see an empty black void below you.

1392
00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:26,839
Oh God.

1393
00:51:26,839 --> 00:51:29,639
You do all manage to make it to the other side

1394
00:51:29,639 --> 00:51:33,399
when the final step, whoever's in the rear,

1395
00:51:33,399 --> 00:51:38,399
steps off and you feel the bridge give way behind you.

1396
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,799
I've got a good feeling about the rope bridge.

1397
00:51:40,799 --> 00:51:42,279
I think this one will go very well.

1398
00:51:42,279 --> 00:51:44,159
Maybe we shouldn't all go at the same time

1399
00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:45,000
like we just did.

1400
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,559
That was a real weird strategy we just chose.

1401
00:51:48,559 --> 00:51:50,840
No, I think we just all run across all at once.

1402
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,000
The speed method.

1403
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:52,840
Yes.

1404
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,279
Oh, okay.

1405
00:51:54,279 --> 00:51:56,400
Like linking arms, we link arms

1406
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,759
and we just bloody go for it.

1407
00:51:58,759 --> 00:52:00,759
So we're like grapevine in it?

1408
00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:02,920
It's a very wide bridge, I think, isn't it?

1409
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,799
Is it a super wide bridge?

1410
00:52:04,799 --> 00:52:05,960
Super wide.

1411
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,799
Five of us go at once.

1412
00:52:07,799 --> 00:52:10,400
You can go in line, that's super wide.

1413
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,759
Like a chorus line just moving forward.

1414
00:52:12,759 --> 00:52:13,599
I expect high kick.

1415
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:15,559
Like the yellow brick road situation.

1416
00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:16,920
Let's just.

1417
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,759
Gosh.

1418
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,920
The bridge before you.

1419
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,640
As the land bridge gives way,

1420
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,520
some of these monkey creatures kind of swoop down

1421
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,560
and in its space and then move back up to the walls.

1422
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,960
You have been stealthily to this point.

1423
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,240
I am presuming you're whispering as much as you can.

1424
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:36,920
You proceed across the rope bridge.

1425
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,400
The straining of the rope as you proceed,

1426
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,280
all five of you, all at the same time.

1427
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,040
Arms linked.

1428
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:46,880
Arms linked.

1429
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,519
Holding on on either side.

1430
00:52:49,519 --> 00:52:51,920
We're off to see the wizard, et cetera, et cetera.

1431
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,519
You see, before you get across,

1432
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:56,640
you see there's another tunnel up and ahead.

1433
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,320
You see that there are more shelves

1434
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,119
off into the side before this tunnel,

1435
00:53:02,119 --> 00:53:05,440
but also like this glowing golden aura

1436
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,119
coming from beyond the tunnel.

1437
00:53:08,119 --> 00:53:09,440
Everybody make a stealth check.

1438
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,720
Yellow brick road, everybody.

1439
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,559
Everybody make a stealth check.

1440
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:13,880
I mean, there's flying monkeys.

1441
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,480
We're basically in the Wizard of Oz, aren't we?

1442
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,320
Yes, yes.

1443
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:17,559
Oh my god.

1444
00:53:17,559 --> 00:53:18,400
A stealth check.

1445
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,240
Oh, a nat 20.

1446
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,720
17.

1447
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,960
12.

1448
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,120
No, sorry.

1449
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,039
Which one am I?

1450
00:53:25,039 --> 00:53:25,880
14.

1451
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,960
Nine. 14.

1452
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,039
14, okay, sorry, glim stealth.

1453
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,240
That was a natural one.

1454
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,080
Okay.

1455
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:33,920
I got a two.

1456
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:34,760
Oh, goodness me.

1457
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:35,640
One man ban.

1458
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,400
We shall avenge.

1459
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,720
I get too inspired.

1460
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:41,360
I start singing maybe or something.

1461
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,200
Love it.

1462
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:46,240
So yeah, the sound of Bahamut's song

1463
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,000
comes to your heart.

1464
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,840
What would a Bahamut hymn sound like?

1465
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,720
The one from Shrek that goes

1466
00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,520
to the best days of our lives.

1467
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,360
Oh.

1468
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,280
That's right.

1469
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,600
That's exactly it.

1470
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,440
Yeah.

1471
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,240
You begin singing that and everybody hears movement

1472
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:05,280
on the walls and some of these monkey creatures

1473
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,600
charge down towards you.

1474
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:11,120
How many of them will be determined by this roll

1475
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,520
that I didn't roll well?

1476
00:54:14,599 --> 00:54:17,280
Just three of them.

1477
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,119
Okay.

1478
00:54:18,119 --> 00:54:18,960
Puny.

1479
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,119
However, you are on difficult terrain

1480
00:54:22,119 --> 00:54:25,800
being a stretchy bendy rope bridge.

1481
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,679
We'll use initiative first.

1482
00:54:27,679 --> 00:54:30,320
Glim, you were singing, but Yever is up first.

1483
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,280
Yever, you hear them and see them charging

1484
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,840
towards your new friend Glim,

1485
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,800
who had a song in their heart,

1486
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,639
which you're well known that people get song

1487
00:54:39,639 --> 00:54:40,679
in their hearts because you've traveled

1488
00:54:40,679 --> 00:54:42,880
with Greer for a long time.

1489
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,719
Absolutely.

1490
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,640
Recognize the danger and are first to act.

1491
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,960
You may attack or do whatever you'd like to do.

1492
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,240
Join in, join in song as well.

1493
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,760
So am I to roll initiative first?

1494
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,200
We will just use the initiative that we had previously.

1495
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,040
All right.

1496
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,200
So you can choose your attack,

1497
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,800
great acts or I think you've got a vicious maul

1498
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,240
or anything else that you have there, yeah.

1499
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:09,400
Vicious maul, throw the vicious maul.

1500
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,240
I will throw.

1501
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,520
I'm gonna get that checked out.

1502
00:55:11,519 --> 00:55:16,239
I will, I draw out from my pocket

1503
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,559
the most vicious maul you have ever seen.

1504
00:55:19,559 --> 00:55:20,759
Oh, and they can see in the dark.

1505
00:55:20,759 --> 00:55:22,239
They can see in the dark, so exactly.

1506
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,639
So yeah, absolute snarling rabid

1507
00:55:25,639 --> 00:55:30,639
and I throw that maul into the heart of the monkeys.

1508
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,079
Fantastic.

1509
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:34,840
Make an attack roll for this vicious maul.

1510
00:55:35,759 --> 00:55:37,519
Yeah, there you go, Steve.

1511
00:55:37,519 --> 00:55:39,400
Show them who's boss.

1512
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,519
Yeah, you tell them.

1513
00:55:43,519 --> 00:55:45,039
Where's the attack roll?

1514
00:55:45,039 --> 00:55:49,200
Is that, oh, I see on the vicious maul.

1515
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,320
He's a 10 pound maul, that's what it says.

1516
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,160
That's a heavy maul.

1517
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,200
Here we go, vicious maul, gosh.

1518
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,360
And he's got a five foot reach, 22.

1519
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,440
Hell yes.

1520
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,519
Wow, Steve is impressive.

1521
00:56:05,519 --> 00:56:07,920
I did say he was vicious.

1522
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,519
Wanna roll some damage for Steve

1523
00:56:09,519 --> 00:56:11,079
as he's flying through the air?

1524
00:56:11,079 --> 00:56:13,559
Is he also like, could he be doing martial arts

1525
00:56:13,559 --> 00:56:16,079
of some kind, because somehow he's gotta use one of them

1526
00:56:16,079 --> 00:56:17,760
to propel himself back to you,

1527
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,240
because we need more of Steve in our life.

1528
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:21,000
Oh, he's got it all.

1529
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,200
He's got it made.

1530
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,680
12.

1531
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,519
12 damage?

1532
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,320
A valiant effort from Steve.

1533
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,440
Love it. 12 damage.

1534
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,240
Steve flies through the air.

1535
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:35,559
And as one of these creatures is just about a glim,

1536
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,480
catches it just at the last moment

1537
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,119
and goes like over the edge.

1538
00:56:40,119 --> 00:56:42,039
You lose sight of him for a moment.

1539
00:56:42,039 --> 00:56:43,920
You hear them battling.

1540
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,360
The other two creatures fly down

1541
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,840
and then you see him laddering back up,

1542
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,559
destroying each of these creatures along the way

1543
00:56:51,559 --> 00:56:53,079
and leaps back to you,

1544
00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:56,360
covered in this monkey creature gut.

1545
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,800
Gives you the thumbs up and crawls back into your pocket.

1546
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,880
Oh, he's magnificent.

1547
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,760
We should have just chucked him down the hole

1548
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:02,960
with the ladder in the first place.

1549
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,599
Yeah, I didn't know you had a creature in your pocket.

1550
00:57:05,599 --> 00:57:06,760
It's amazing.

1551
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:07,600
Well, you know.

1552
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,280
Or is he supposed to see you?

1553
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,280
Blah, blah, blah, yes.

1554
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,240
It was the joke we were all thinking.

1555
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,960
We cut ahead to the other side of the bridge.

1556
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:25,920
And you are at the entrance to this final tunnel.

1557
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,280
There are, like I said, more shelves.

1558
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,720
They do have more wine on them before you enter.

1559
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:40,440
And you walk down this tunnel

1560
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:45,440
and there are mounds of gold

1561
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,480
and artifacts and chests.

1562
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,320
But what you see before that,

1563
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,840
or even as you see that,

1564
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:58,160
is movement of red dragon scale

1565
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:00,800
of a gargantuan size

1566
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:04,560
that turns its head and looks towards you.

1567
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,760
I think he's friendly.

1568
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,080
Try talking to him.

1569
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,400
He should be honored.

1570
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,000
We chose his Jornot, right?

1571
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,120
I mean- That's true.

1572
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,680
Yes, we did, didn't we?

1573
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,200
We had faith.

1574
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,280
This friendly friend.

1575
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,520
You're so pretty.

1576
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,520
Hello, friend.

1577
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,920
Who are you?

1578
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,800
Bellows out in this waft of hot breath.

1579
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,440
Washes over you.

1580
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,840
Your clothes blow back in the wind.

1581
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,840
Okay, so I'm Glim.

1582
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:36,880
These are my friends.

1583
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,360
We have a destiny to save the world.

1584
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,519
Maybe you know, like my,

1585
00:58:41,519 --> 00:58:43,519
I would consider him a friend, Bahamut.

1586
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:45,480
Shrugs.

1587
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:50,480
Bahamut doesn't care about chromatic dragons.

1588
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:54,079
Tiamat is who I am devoted to.

1589
00:58:54,079 --> 00:58:56,320
Oh yeah, Tiamat's pretty cool too.

1590
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,320
Is he on a big pile of treasure?

1591
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,240
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

1592
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,880
Ah, so this is probably what we've come for.

1593
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,559
I hear Bahamut and Tiamat have a thing going on.

1594
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:08,400
Who told you?

1595
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,960
What, like an agreement?

1596
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:11,400
What, like a romantic thing?

1597
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:16,400
No, like, they're related, but also a romantic thing.

1598
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,800
And I'm not gonna say that isn't weird,

1599
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,840
but every religion kinda has some weird stuff going on

1600
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:22,680
in the background.

1601
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:23,519
Why the gods and everything?

1602
00:59:23,519 --> 00:59:24,360
So it's like, does that-

1603
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,519
And it's, they don't operate the same as us.

1604
00:59:27,519 --> 00:59:30,480
No, it's weird, it's weird.

1605
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,640
So what do we do then?

1606
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,360
So are we, what do we, yeah.

1607
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,720
Are you, are you Prince?

1608
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,960
Because the monks all-

1609
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,840
Oh, oh, yes.

1610
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,280
Seem to worship-

1611
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,360
They're like all dead though.

1612
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,200
Prince and-

1613
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,720
I am, I am Prince.

1614
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:47,960
Yes, I take the form of whichever doorknob is turned.

1615
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,559
And it appears that you have turned me

1616
00:59:51,559 --> 00:59:54,200
into something that could gobble you up in mere seconds.

1617
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,280
Oh, I wish someone had said something

1618
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,720
before we did that.

1619
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,440
Yeah, if only, hey?

1620
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,120
You hear an echo from the chamber?

1621
01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:04,079
I wasn't there.

1622
01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:04,920
Go home.

1623
01:00:06,159 --> 01:00:07,759
You're not a part of this.

1624
01:00:07,759 --> 01:00:10,400
The horses are almost out of gas.

1625
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,519
Hurry up.

1626
01:00:11,519 --> 01:00:14,239
I can't imagine Prince would want to hurt us.

1627
01:00:14,239 --> 01:00:18,199
Not if we, you know, maybe, shall I, shall I sing?

1628
01:00:18,199 --> 01:00:19,599
I mean, you know, it-

1629
01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:20,440
Does everyone want me to sing?

1630
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:21,279
Yes.

1631
01:00:21,279 --> 01:00:22,119
You're speaking his language, aren't you?

1632
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:22,960
Yes.

1633
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:23,799
I think so.

1634
01:00:23,799 --> 01:00:24,639
Absolutely.

1635
01:00:24,639 --> 01:00:25,679
I don't know if I know any Prince songs,

1636
01:00:25,679 --> 01:00:27,719
apart from the What About a Dove?

1637
01:00:27,719 --> 01:00:30,400
Yes, Purple Rain, Wind Doves Cry.

1638
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,240
Yes.

1639
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:32,639
Shall I, shall I sing one of those?

1640
01:00:32,639 --> 01:00:33,480
Yes, go on.

1641
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,920
All right.

1642
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,280
Oh, do you want to play,

1643
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,480
well, I'll play the lute as well.

1644
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,320
Yes.

1645
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,519
Should I roll something

1646
01:00:39,519 --> 01:00:41,440
so we know how fabulous it is?

1647
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,880
Yeah, you can roll performance and then,

1648
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,559
and then, and then give us a taste of the performance.

1649
01:00:48,559 --> 01:00:49,400
All right.

1650
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,240
25.

1651
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,440
This is better than Prince himself, quite frankly.

1652
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,760
This is like when George Michael

1653
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,760
did Freddie Mercury's song in Live Aid.

1654
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,360
Just as good, basically.

1655
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,240
So this is, so I'm basically Prince.

1656
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,079
Okay.

1657
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,840
Actually, I'm going to mouth it

1658
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,519
and Eva's going to sing it.

1659
01:01:08,519 --> 01:01:09,360
Oh, okay.

1660
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:10,200
Perfect, perfect.

1661
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,039
Yeah, yeah.

1662
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:15,480
Because he's actually the power behind this room.

1663
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:18,400
The music starts up and Prince before you

1664
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,120
is settling in, listening to your song,

1665
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,440
you're offering to him.

1666
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:27,280
Maybe I'm just like my mother

1667
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,280
She's never satisfied

1668
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:36,280
Something about a Barbara

1669
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,280
This is what it sounds like

1670
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,280
When barbarians cry

1671
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,280
Bop, bop, bop, bop

1672
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,280
Bop, bop, bop, bop

1673
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,280
Bop, bop, bop, bop

1674
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,280
Bop, bop, bop, bop

1675
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,280
Can't touch this

1676
01:01:51,519 --> 01:01:53,519
Bop, bop, bop, bop

1677
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,560
Wow.

1678
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,960
Wow, that was a wipe a tear away.

1679
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:58,960
It's moving.

1680
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,760
Very, very touching.

1681
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,200
That is pretty amazing, isn't it?

1682
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,200
There's a long moment

1683
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:09,200
and then the dragon before you

1684
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:14,120
that you now know as Prince rears up

1685
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,120
and starts clapping

1686
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,599
Wow.

1687
01:02:19,599 --> 01:02:22,119
Which echoes out and you hear movement

1688
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:24,920
and scattering beyond in the chamber behind you

1689
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,359
and he says, just to close the door.

1690
01:02:27,359 --> 01:02:28,400
Close the door.

1691
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,440
And you turn and you look and there is a big rolling

1692
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,159
like barn door that you are able to close.

1693
01:02:34,559 --> 01:02:35,400
And if you do so.

1694
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,639
That was stylish.

1695
01:02:36,639 --> 01:02:39,880
And you do and you see coming down the tunnel behind you

1696
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,359
is like just a swarm of these monkey creatures.

1697
01:02:43,359 --> 01:02:45,000
You close it at the last moment.

1698
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,359
One kind of pokes its head through

1699
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,400
and it's trying to pull back.

1700
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,640
But then, I mean.

1701
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,280
So it punches it in the face.

1702
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,280
That's right. Punch it in the face.

1703
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,440
And then it shoots back out, much like Jurassic Park.

1704
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,280
And when the velociraptor pokes its head in there

1705
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:00,519
and sucker punch it, closes it.

1706
01:03:00,519 --> 01:03:02,840
And then all of these creatures slam against the door

1707
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:03,680
behind you.

1708
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,519
I'm sorry.

1709
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:07,079
I shouldn't have clapped so loud.

1710
01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:08,360
We're supposed to be very quiet down here.

1711
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,840
I haven't heard such beautiful music.

1712
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,519
Not in years since we've been hiding down here.

1713
01:03:14,519 --> 01:03:15,360
Why is he hiding?

1714
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,200
Why are you hiding?

1715
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,160
You're like a big, strong, powerful dragon.

1716
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,800
Only when you turn the door knob.

1717
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,640
Oh, what are you when we don't turn the door knob?

1718
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,960
I'm, I'm.

1719
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:25,800
Great question.

1720
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,680
I'm a man.

1721
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,960
I come in many forms though.

1722
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,280
I am prince.

1723
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:33,800
Is this the Wizard of Oz?

1724
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,280
Why don't you turn your own knob

1725
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,960
and then you can just be a big dragon all the time?

1726
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,080
That's a good question.

1727
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,640
When you join the order,

1728
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,080
there are certain things that you're not supposed to do.

1729
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,680
Yeah, but I mean, when you're locked down here

1730
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,520
for so long.

1731
01:03:45,559 --> 01:03:46,599
There's strict rules.

1732
01:03:46,599 --> 01:03:48,199
Can't touch knobs anymore.

1733
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:51,199
Oh, so there's a no turning your own knob rule.

1734
01:03:51,199 --> 01:03:53,480
No turning your own knob rule in the voiceless order.

1735
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:54,320
Gotcha.

1736
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,480
Voiceless and unsatisfied.

1737
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,880
Hire someone else to turn your knob.

1738
01:03:58,880 --> 01:03:59,719
Yeah. There we go.

1739
01:03:59,719 --> 01:04:01,480
There gotta be some work around.

1740
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,440
Well, as you can see, everybody has died.

1741
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,480
They drank themselves into a stupor

1742
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:11,599
and then we were attacked by the screaming monkeys.

1743
01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:14,400
Could you not train one of the more affable monkeys

1744
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,480
to turn your own knob?

1745
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,920
I have not attempted to do so.

1746
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,720
That is very sharp teeth.

1747
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,559
Very sharp teeth.

1748
01:04:21,559 --> 01:04:24,160
The training on that seems very dangerous.

1749
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,760
I had assumed that the monkeys were your servants,

1750
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:32,079
but are the monkeys not actually...

1751
01:04:32,079 --> 01:04:34,639
Did you not want, is this an infestation?

1752
01:04:34,639 --> 01:04:39,079
No, we've been down here since the age of storms.

1753
01:04:39,079 --> 01:04:41,559
We hid ourselves away

1754
01:04:41,559 --> 01:04:43,680
and the knowledge that we possess away.

1755
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:47,480
And then these creatures found their way up from the depths

1756
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:52,040
and infested and destroyed all of my followers.

1757
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:52,880
Oh, that sucks.

1758
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,240
Well, now you're a dragon.

1759
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:55,800
You can just get rid of them, can't you?

1760
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,520
Touche, I could do that.

1761
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,200
In fact, open the door and we will do that right now.

1762
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,040
Right.

1763
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,480
Just blast them.

1764
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,640
A good old blast of extermination.

1765
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:09,200
Kind of clears his throat and then coughs

1766
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,200
and flames shoot out.

1767
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,840
He's like, all right, I'm ready whenever you are.

1768
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,920
Slide that beautiful barn door open.

1769
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,440
The group of you roll the barn door back,

1770
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,920
which you see on the other side,

1771
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,960
these creatures fluttering around.

1772
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,440
And as they begin to enter,

1773
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,120
a blast of flame shoots out and down.

1774
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,720
And you hear the scream,

1775
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,600
everybody make a constitution saving throw.

1776
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,440
Oh dear.

1777
01:05:34,079 --> 01:05:35,760
So all my dice are broken.

1778
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,400
I'm not sure.

1779
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,240
Dirty 20.

1780
01:05:39,079 --> 01:05:41,480
14, nat 20.

1781
01:05:41,639 --> 01:05:42,480
25.

1782
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,320
Nice.

1783
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,960
25 for me.

1784
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:45,840
21.

1785
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,159
Okay, everybody's good.

1786
01:05:48,039 --> 01:05:49,920
The echoes out, it hurts your ears,

1787
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,400
but nobody is stunned because of it.

1788
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,480
The flames die down and there's just

1789
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,639
littered with the bodies of these creatures.

1790
01:05:59,639 --> 01:06:02,920
Nobody has ever turned the dragon knob before.

1791
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:06,159
This is not an option that I had previously.

1792
01:06:06,159 --> 01:06:08,599
It seems they could have been scared

1793
01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:12,159
of facing a dragon beyond the door.

1794
01:06:12,159 --> 01:06:13,000
Well, you're welcome.

1795
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,960
You are very welcome.

1796
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,000
I mean, it makes sense.

1797
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,559
Do you not think that maybe that

1798
01:06:19,519 --> 01:06:23,119
merits some sort of monetary reward?

1799
01:06:23,119 --> 01:06:24,440
Oh yeah, like a price.

1800
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,159
Oh, well, you did come down.

1801
01:06:26,159 --> 01:06:27,000
You did come down.

1802
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,360
You did save me, whether known or not.

1803
01:06:31,199 --> 01:06:32,880
Unfortunately, it was a little too late

1804
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,239
for everybody else down here,

1805
01:06:34,239 --> 01:06:36,239
but that's neither here nor there.

1806
01:06:36,239 --> 01:06:38,279
Hey, what's this glowy ball?

1807
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,080
It is a floating, glowing ball.

1808
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,920
It allows you to see in the dark.

1809
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,000
It's magical, is it not?

1810
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:47,840
Oh yeah.

1811
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,480
Yes, it is one of my prized possessions.

1812
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:54,040
I was sort of hoping it might do something else.

1813
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,040
What did you have in mind?

1814
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,800
Well, I don't know.

1815
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:58,640
Literally anything.

1816
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,280
I mean, you know, light fittings would have sufficed,

1817
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,480
but no, no, no, it's good.

1818
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:04,320
I love the ball.

1819
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,760
I mean, we found it at the end too.

1820
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,760
We didn't really need it,

1821
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,320
it probably would have been a lot better if we located it.

1822
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:13,160
No, I feel like I'm pouring scorn on the ball.

1823
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:14,720
Shall we get back to the recompense?

1824
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,560
I feel like you've come from a different time,

1825
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,080
a different era when magic is,

1826
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,680
where magic is more commonplace.

1827
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:25,240
And a glowing ball when, in my time,

1828
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,760
would have been something that everybody

1829
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,960
would have traveled around to see is now-

1830
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,280
That's true, yes.

1831
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,800
It seems pretty commonplace in this place as well.

1832
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,640
I don't know.

1833
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,120
Magic and bloody everywhere.

1834
01:07:36,159 --> 01:07:37,359
It's been schooled.

1835
01:07:37,359 --> 01:07:38,759
Yes, that's fair.

1836
01:07:38,759 --> 01:07:39,599
Apologies.

1837
01:07:39,599 --> 01:07:42,440
Shall we get back to the recompense?

1838
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,559
The monetary gain.

1839
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,719
Yes, well, you came down searching for treasure,

1840
01:07:45,719 --> 01:07:46,839
I presume.

1841
01:07:46,839 --> 01:07:48,440
I mean, what's it to you?

1842
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:54,239
Well, I could bestow you certain treasures,

1843
01:07:55,319 --> 01:07:57,239
if that is what you desire.

1844
01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:59,719
Everybody roll a d10, please.

1845
01:07:59,719 --> 01:08:00,559
What's that?

1846
01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:01,519
Where is it?

1847
01:08:01,519 --> 01:08:04,719
Go down to the little chap in the corner there

1848
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:06,400
and look for the 10,

1849
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,240
the one that looks like a spinning top.

1850
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,560
Yeah, third from the top.

1851
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,520
Ah, there we go.

1852
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,360
D.

1853
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,600
Four.

1854
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:14,440
10.

1855
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:15,280
Did I just do it?

1856
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,240
Oh dear.

1857
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,840
A two for me.

1858
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:18,680
Three.

1859
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,640
Is that, no, that's not it.

1860
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:22,640
Click, click, roll.

1861
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,880
Oh no, I just did it twice.

1862
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:24,720
No, click.

1863
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:25,560
Did you click roll?

1864
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,039
It's got two on it now, so.

1865
01:08:27,039 --> 01:08:28,640
Oh, it's got three on it now, what have I done?

1866
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,480
Just click roll.

1867
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,840
Oh, you've rolled three of them.

1868
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:32,680
I've rolled three.

1869
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:33,520
What's your number?

1870
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,360
Slide by 10.

1871
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:36,880
12.

1872
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:37,720
12.

1873
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,680
I love it.

1874
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,520
Incredible.

1875
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,520
Green Ray is very magical.

1876
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,360
Very magical.

1877
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,440
Well, I mean, have a look around.

1878
01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:52,080
There are artifacts, there are chests.

1879
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,800
Careful, some of the chests are in fact mimics.

1880
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:56,560
Oh, bad.

1881
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,720
I don't remember which ones.

1882
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,880
I think you'll maybe make a note of that.

1883
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,440
That might be useful.

1884
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:05,040
Again, to test them, you have to open.

1885
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,520
But, yes.

1886
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,600
He scoops up a large pile of gold

1887
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,200
and drops it at your feet.

1888
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,440
It's been a while since I've kind of eyeballed that much,

1889
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:18,960
but it seems like it could be 3,100 gold.

1890
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,800
Great.

1891
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,680
Wow, that's a lot.

1892
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:25,320
Sounds good, I don't quite know the local conversion.

1893
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:26,800
Yeah, what can you get for that?

1894
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:27,640
Oh, like.

1895
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,360
You could buy a medium sized village.

1896
01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:32,960
Oh, well that's pretty good.

1897
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:33,799
Yeah.

1898
01:09:34,839 --> 01:09:35,920
Nice.

1899
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,039
Well, I'm happy with that.

1900
01:09:38,039 --> 01:09:39,599
I think that's probably fair.

1901
01:09:39,599 --> 01:09:40,960
A fair fee.

1902
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,920
Anyone else, any opinion?

1903
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,559
No, just, you know, the.

1904
01:09:46,759 --> 01:09:47,920
We haven't agreed the split.

1905
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,279
When we're on the topic of recompense, you know,

1906
01:09:51,279 --> 01:09:52,119
just like.

1907
01:09:52,119 --> 01:09:54,000
Feed them to the dragon, Yever!

1908
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:54,839
And run!

1909
01:09:54,839 --> 01:09:58,439
Are we really going, we've been through so much,

1910
01:09:58,439 --> 01:09:59,599
I feel like we've bonded.

1911
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:02,440
I got you, I was like, bye.

1912
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:03,400
Let's change the plan.

1913
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,520
Are we sticking with plan A?

1914
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,360
No, we're not.

1915
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,480
No, no, okay, fine.

1916
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:08,800
No, no sacrifices today.

1917
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,840
Were you gonna convince the dragon to eat us?

1918
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,560
Was I to eat them?

1919
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,920
Were you gonna eat us?

1920
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,360
Well, no, no, no, that was a hilarious joke.

1921
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,200
Ha ha ha ha.

1922
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,280
Oh, ha ha ha ha.

1923
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:21,120
Yeah.

1924
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,320
That's so reassuring.

1925
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,160
That's so funny.

1926
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,560
They're telling off their partners.

1927
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,039
Yeah.

1928
01:10:26,039 --> 01:10:27,760
You'll get to know my sense of humor

1929
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:28,960
if you survive long enough.

1930
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Anyway, so a split, we should agree on a split.

1931
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,800
Well, I came up with the intestinal idea,

1932
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,520
so I think that's worth quite a lot.

1933
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,399
That's pretty good.

1934
01:10:39,399 --> 01:10:40,840
Yeah.

1935
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:44,800
We did agree to reduce our share by 10%.

1936
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,600
So you actually owe us money now, I'm afraid.

1937
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:49,239
So once you take 10% off,

1938
01:10:49,239 --> 01:10:52,480
I'm afraid you're in debt, you know.

1939
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:55,279
Oh God, we were only gonna get 5% of this.

1940
01:10:55,279 --> 01:10:56,760
We owe you.

1941
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:57,920
Yes, you owe us now.

1942
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,640
We were gonna split five.

1943
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:00,480
Oh wow.

1944
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,880
I mean, nice to still have a job though, right?

1945
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,000
Yeah, I mean, it was.

1946
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,520
Very important to read the fine print.

1947
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:06,880
This can go on your CV.

1948
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:08,560
You've got the experience now.

1949
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,399
Your curriculum.

1950
01:11:09,399 --> 01:11:10,480
Think of the exposure.

1951
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,880
Yeah.

1952
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:16,319
Before you, the dragon quickly turns into a tiger.

1953
01:11:17,319 --> 01:11:18,159
And then.

1954
01:11:18,159 --> 01:11:19,000
Hey, did you?

1955
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,079
Someone's turned into a nob because I thought.

1956
01:11:21,079 --> 01:11:23,039
Quickly turns into an orc.

1957
01:11:23,039 --> 01:11:24,079
And then a goblin.

1958
01:11:24,079 --> 01:11:24,920
Oh my God.

1959
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,279
Someone's fiddling with the nobs.

1960
01:11:26,279 --> 01:11:27,119
It's.

1961
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:28,279
It's Hillop.

1962
01:11:28,279 --> 01:11:29,119
We need to get out of here.

1963
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:29,960
Hillop.

1964
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,800
Yeah?

1965
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:31,640
Stop it.

1966
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,800
Stop turning the nobs.

1967
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:33,760
Okay.

1968
01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:34,640
We're coming.

1969
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:35,479
Yeah, yeah, sure.

1970
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:36,319
You're coming.

1971
01:11:36,319 --> 01:11:37,159
Don't worry.

1972
01:11:37,159 --> 01:11:38,000
I'm idling.

1973
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,599
I'm getting strange looks from passerbys.

1974
01:11:40,599 --> 01:11:41,519
It's fine.

1975
01:11:41,519 --> 01:11:44,239
Do you, is there a certain like, figure you wanna be?

1976
01:11:44,239 --> 01:11:47,559
We could tell him to just turn like, whatever now.

1977
01:11:47,559 --> 01:11:48,559
Oh yeah.

1978
01:11:48,559 --> 01:11:50,800
Ooh, is one of them prints?

1979
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:53,319
No, unfortunately.

1980
01:11:53,319 --> 01:11:54,159
The regular old one

1981
01:11:54,159 --> 01:11:55,000
that's all rusty and stuff?

1982
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,319
Yes, yes, please.

1983
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:57,319
Have him turn that one.

1984
01:11:57,319 --> 01:11:58,159
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1985
01:11:58,159 --> 01:11:59,719
No one has ever turned that one.

1986
01:11:59,719 --> 01:12:01,920
Hillop, the rusty one.

1987
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:02,759
Hit the rusty one.

1988
01:12:02,759 --> 01:12:05,679
This is the one that looks like a regular nob?

1989
01:12:05,679 --> 01:12:06,519
Okay.

1990
01:12:06,519 --> 01:12:07,359
Turns it.

1991
01:12:07,359 --> 01:12:10,599
And then the figure before you disappears.

1992
01:12:10,599 --> 01:12:11,439
Oh great.

1993
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:12,799
Turned into a nob.

1994
01:12:12,799 --> 01:12:15,279
And then echoing on the wind,

1995
01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:18,119
you just hear, thank you.

1996
01:12:18,119 --> 01:12:18,960
Oh.

1997
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:19,799
Oh, that's sad.

1998
01:12:19,799 --> 01:12:22,439
Oh, he was trapped down here.

1999
01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:24,559
He was trapped here.

2000
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:26,200
We released his soul.

2001
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:27,039
Oh god.

2002
01:12:27,039 --> 01:12:30,200
And all he needed was a small fiddle of the nob.

2003
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,600
So he didn't wanna go outside of the cave system,

2004
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,960
he just wanted to die.

2005
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:37,800
Is that right?

2006
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,840
I have a feeling he's been here a while.

2007
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:41,680
Maybe could.

2008
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,680
This is just a catalog of tragedies.

2009
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:44,520
It is very sad.

2010
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,600
But also he left all this treasure.

2011
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:47,440
So now.

2012
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:48,280
Oh that's true.

2013
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,120
He left all the treasure.

2014
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:49,960
So it's a happy ending.

2015
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:50,780
Happy ending.

2016
01:12:50,780 --> 01:12:51,620
I think so.

2017
01:12:51,620 --> 01:12:52,460
Yeah.

2018
01:12:52,460 --> 01:12:53,800
We fade out on all of you piling your pockets

2019
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:57,680
full of as much gold and artifact as you can.

2020
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:00,720
And Moot is going bat and in and bat and in.

2021
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:02,400
He's taking so much gold outside.

2022
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,239
So much gold.

2023
01:13:03,239 --> 01:13:04,239
Genius plan.

2024
01:13:04,239 --> 01:13:06,159
Looking forward to carrying all this gold

2025
01:13:06,159 --> 01:13:07,360
over that rope bridge.

2026
01:13:09,239 --> 01:13:12,880
We cut to after hours and hours of work.

2027
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:16,640
We cut to outside where Hillop is seated at the carriage.

2028
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:17,800
Everybody's piled in the back.

2029
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,320
And then there's a much larger carriage

2030
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:23,760
that's just mounted with gold and artifacts on the back.

2031
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,960
Wheeling its way down the winding road

2032
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:29,520
back to the city that which you came.

2033
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:32,880
Well, a day well spent.

2034
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,239
All in a day's work.

2035
01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:38,440
Are you trying to do a sort of philosophy

2036
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,280
to wrap this up?

2037
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:41,079
I'm trying to do a sort of what have we learned.

2038
01:13:41,079 --> 01:13:43,520
Cherries bring a sort of end message thing.

2039
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,159
What do you think we've learned everyone?

2040
01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:49,360
Gobling guts are good for more than just one thing.

2041
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,199
Yeah.

2042
01:13:50,199 --> 01:13:51,039
Well, I don't know.

2043
01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:52,560
We didn't actually use them for anything in the end.

2044
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:53,400
No, we did.

2045
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,840
Oh, we did, we did.

2046
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:57,160
Tied it all together.

2047
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,240
Oh, God, if it wasn't for Frederick's guts,

2048
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,240
he wouldn't even be here.

2049
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,080
It was a whole thing.

2050
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,760
We should find his family

2051
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:04,040
and really give him some of this gold.

2052
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,920
I think probably that would be, yeah,

2053
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:08,840
he should probably get a small split, you know.

2054
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:09,680
Let's do that.

2055
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:19,240
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 146,

2056
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:23,240
starring Amy More as Sully, Carla Maxdad as Glim,

2057
01:14:24,079 --> 01:14:26,479
Tom Laird as Moot, with Russ More as your dungeon master,

2058
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,479
and special guests, Lindsay Sharman as Madame Magenta

2059
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:32,159
playing Guerrera, and Lawrence Owen as Bernard

2060
01:14:32,159 --> 01:14:33,800
playing Yeever.

2061
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:36,000
Dialogue editing by Carla Maxdad

2062
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,840
and sound design by Russ More.

2063
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,359
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound,

2064
01:14:40,359 --> 01:14:42,119
Artlist, and Kavin MacLeod,

2065
01:14:42,119 --> 01:14:43,840
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

2066
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,719
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

2067
01:14:45,719 --> 01:14:48,119
A huge thank you to our supporting producers,

2068
01:14:48,119 --> 01:14:50,079
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok,

2069
01:14:50,079 --> 01:14:53,079
Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown,

2070
01:14:53,119 --> 01:14:56,159
Craig Zeiss, Perry Matey, Kayla Littlejohn,

2071
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:59,760
L.A. Branton, CosmicOctopus, Ong-Garon Kierzen,

2072
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,359
Nathaniel Teeter, OldSchoolGamerD, Destiny Garcia,

2073
01:15:03,359 --> 01:15:05,760
Jordan Anderson, and Louis Hayes.

2074
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:08,920
Join us today at Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast,

2075
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:11,840
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2076
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,840
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2077
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,279
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2078
01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:17,880
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2079
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:21,399
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2080
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:22,360
That's it for now.

2081
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,360
Have a great week.

2082
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:24,560
We'll talk to you soon.

2083
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:29,120
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